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Where's Governor Sanford?
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WYFF News 4 has received exclusive information from sources who say they have information about Gov. Mark Sanford’s whereabouts during a mysterious absence over the past several days.

Is this an Agatha Christie type fugue or just another weird ass Republican sex story waiting to break?

A song came to me which is sung to the tune of Peter Cottontail:

Here is Governor Sanford’s Tale
Hoppin’ down the Appalachie Trail
Hippety Hoppety
Where did Sanford go?

Wifey says, she ain’t frettin’.
GOP on odds are bettin’
another brother gets caught in teh gay…
Press just hopes the story’s sexed.
Sanford’s staff is six ways vexed
with an airport sighting 80 miles away.

Oh! That is Governor Sanford’s Tale
Hoppin’ down the Appalachie Trail
Hippety Hoppety
Where did Sanford go?

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