The Catholic Church is in SHOCK after learning one of their clergy is interested in women! Adult women even.
Father Alberto Cutié…
OMG, that’s really his name and it’s the understatement of the century! Maybe Father Brings the Sexy…or Father Bend Me Over. And to those who know him best (in the Biblical sense of course): Daddy.
So. TV Notas caught the padre on the beach with a young woman’s legs wrapped around him! You can see that hot mess here. Another photo captures the Reverend Hotness with his hand in his date’s bikini bottoms.
Reeling officials at the Catholic Archdiocese in Miami offered this insight on the scandal that is so completely out of character for the ordained:
Father Alberto is taking time to prey.” (Okay, I took liberties with a homonym! Sue me. 😉 )
However, a wise and elderly parishioner offered this:
I would have condemned him if it would have been a young boy, but it was a woman,” said Zunilda Junco, 81, who tries to go and see Father Hotpants every week.
I’m on her side!