When President Barack Obama goes to Heaven and turns white, he’s going to be so HAPPY the Mormons took it upon themselves to baptize his mom in the name of their version of Jesus.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Can you make funnier stuff up??? Hellz no.
Yeah, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints believe only their baptisms take. Freelz. Yours pretty much sucks. But they’ll help ya out if you’re interested…or if you’re not.
They devote countless hours to having people in the afterlife be baptized by a living, breathing Mormony stand-in—-in the name of the For Real Jesus (who is super, pasty white). Theirs.
Back in the 90’s a lot of Jewish people got all discombulated when they found that Mormons had been secretly baptizing victims of The Holocaust. There was some agreement reached and a promise by the Mormons to knock it the fuck off.
Guess, they had to perform reverse baptisms for dead people? Unbaptisms?
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