ht the Awsomiferous Think Progress
Gingrich thinks that the departure of Senator Arlen Specter from the GOP is an opportunity for Republicans to get even more conservative!
Awesome! Concentrated douchebagitude will sell!
Why he even wants to reach in his crusty bag of tricks for a brand spankin’ new Contract on America.
Cuz really poor folks aren’t poor enough. Maybe in this Contract we can treat them as a renewable resource to fuel the cars of the future or eat them! More awesomeness.
Think of the potential job creation potential for the Tom Delays, Jack Abramoffs, Kenneth Lays, and Karl Roves of the future!
Pssst. Nobody dare throw them a life line.