An obviously insane German woman divorced her husband on the grounds of him being too neat.
The wife says she was quite fed up with his 15 years of obsessive chore doing. Plus, rearranging the furniture.
What a dick, right? Geez.
The last straw came when Mr. Clean knocked down and rebuilt a wall in their home when it got dirty.
He remodels, too?
Okay, dirty girls, go get him.