♪♪ Oooo, He got a brand new soul and a cross of gold ♪♪
Newt Gingrich is turning Catholic.
For theological purposes that means all those marriages…never happened.
And the adultery?
The Catholic Jesus is just that nice. So, what’s this all mean to a hollow soul reloaded?
Think the Audacity of Pope! (Very good, Mr. Buckley!)
Think the 2012 election and Newt Gingrich has a brand new soul.
Think, can he possibly keep it clean for two years in time for the next Presidential campaign?
Only Gingrich could make a Holy Mother church his bitch. Seriously.