If someone can’t buy this man a clue, how about buy him a fucking friend?
Jamie Dimon, Demon, Duh Man (in my best Jamaican accent), the CEO of JP Morgan Chase & Co has stuck his Berluti all up in his grill again:
When I hear the constant vilification of corporate America, I personally don’t understand it.”
Has he checked the economic barometer lately? Ever turned on a TV? Or does he host the sycophant circus? Seriously.
He just needs a friend…
…and maybe a conscience.
A friend (an image consultant for godssake!) would say, “Psssssst. Everybody knows Wall Street fucked everybody, and they’re ticked. Ixnay on the ilificationvay and the ersonallypay I on’tday understanday.”
Instead he has a toadie saying, “Dude. Naw. Being poor is so much cheaper. We did these schmucks called the American people a huge ol’ favor.”
ABC got the scoop on how easy it is on people:
Jamie Dimon’s true friend would tell him to have JP Morgan invest in the future of these kids.