Meet Bob, formerly known as Bob “I have a $35K a year coke habit” Hanus.
That’s what his pamphlet says. Seriously.
Bob Hanus (Oh, yeah, pronounce that bad boy “heinous” cuz life is that good!) has taken to the beaches of Florida this Spring 2009 hoping college types will forgo that piece of ass for a piece of Jesus.
Good luck with that.
Bob found Jesus during a high speed chase. Police were in hot pursuit. Bob lost control of his Firebird while zipping along at 70 mph. He screamed out to the Almighty and just missed a utility pole. Bob adds,
but slammed into a 6 foot wide oak tree.”
Seriously, Bob, you might rethink your choice of deity. I mean Krishna prolly coulda covered the pole and tree.
Anyway, Bob and his wife, Cori, roll around with this cross professionally. Some call him crazy. He calls it a ministry.