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Those that preach against porn the hardest DO.

That’s a statistical trend picked up on by Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School.

Yay, Benjamin!

I would have guessed this though after reading Tom Robbins’ Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

And who likes to get their nasty on the most to visions of Girth, Wind, and Fire, Nubian Ass Flow and Dirt Pipe Milkshake?

Oh!   Oh!   Oh!   Oh!

It’s Utah!

Utah averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users.

Sluts.

But I do seem to remember Senator Orrin Hatch getting a little too crazy with the pube on the Coke can talk during the Anita Hill-Clarence Thomas hearing.

Montana’s not feeling Edward Penishands: the parody, I guess, because they bought the least with 1.92 per 1000.

According to New Scientist-dot-com, “Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.”

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13 thoughts on “Red States Love Some Porn

  1. Utah pays! This is hysterical. Everybody knows you can get all the porn you want 24/7 online, but they pay. Maybe they should be called the Show Me State instead.

  2. When pressed on the subject they will claim the women caused them to sin, or young boys, depending on their wont. They let their unsatisfied poon lust drives ’em nuts. Better rub some more DeLay creme on that thing!

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