Shelby Stupid
Shelby Spreading Lies Like a Whore Spreads ________!


U.S. Senator Richard “You really should call me tiny dick” Shelby (R-AL) crawled out of a banker’s butthole to shmooz with the red-neckèd constituents of Cullman County, Alabama.

Moment of silence for Lemmiwinks.

The All Steak Restaurant hosted the event where questions mainly centered around the stimulus package.  However, a paranoid, delusional, conspiracy hick wanted to know if the black African-American now holding the highest elected office in the land is even a U.S. of A. gen-U-wine citizen.

Senator Shit-for-Brains seized the opportunity to heap stupidity on ignorance:

Well, his father was Kenyan and they said he was born in Hawaii, but I haven’t seen any birth certificate.  You have to be born in America to be president.”  Cullman Times February 22, 2009

Nice.  Love the non-attributed “they.”  Are “they” perhaps the Council of Conservatives Citizens of Cullman a.k.a  THE WHITE NATIONALISTS?

State officials in Hawaii checked health department records during the campaign and determined Obama was absolutely born in Hawaii.

You can even look at it with your own eyes.

Update: Shelby burned by his own fire. Ha!  Of course, he blames the media.


13 thoughts on “Senator Shelby Fanning the Flames of Dumb

  1. He knows exactly what he’s doing. If he hasn’t seen the birth certificate that has been online for over a year he can ask The President himself or any one else that doesn’t subscribe to this dumb ideology. Sen. Shelby’s questioning is deeper than what he’s admitting in public, but we’ll go with his ridiculous claim and prove this idiot wrong again.

    Thanks for the post.

  2. uh… what a fucking dumbass…

    the freepers and far reichwing is STILL harping about this… how stupid…

    they have no idea how bad they’re fracturing this country…

    dumb bastards….

    one love,
    –Reverend Manny and the Twilight Empire

  3. btw,…
    HUGE kudos to you for the lemiwinks reference… hahaha….

    (ever see the paris hitlon episode?)

    –the notorious ReV

  4. Former President Ronald Reagan’s 11th Commandment encourages fellow Republicans not to speak negatively of one another. Before the party implodes altogether someone within its ranks should add the 12th Commandment, which should encourage all Republicans to throw away their old playbook.

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