Rove Knows the Lies to Tell…Finally

I know you know how to tell if pasty, fat ass Karl Rove is lying. He’s talking.

Now that that’s out of the way, know that the Machiavelli of Mayberry supposedly will cooperate with the Department of Justice in its investigation of the US attorneys scandal.

D.C. investigative reporter Murray Waas spoke with Rove’s attorney and learned that Rove has also spoken with DoJ regarding his BFF U.S. Attorney Leura Canary and the political hit job on former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman.

With a big, fat fucking DUH!!! from the rest of us, Rove’s attorney says his douchebag client wouldn’t dream of asserting “personal privilege” in the Siegelman case.

What’s that quaint little phrase Dick Cheney use to use?

Oh, that’s right, Go Fuck Yourself, Karl.


10 thoughts on “Rove Figures Out What to Lie About

  1. The soap opera continues. At this point I might be easily convinced that for national security and Karl Rove, water boarding would be a ……..OK. I’ll stop it. I don’t really mean it. But can’t we just scare him a liitle? Maybe put him in a dress and make him spend the night in jail with crazy, homophobe Bubba? OK. I’ll stop.

    *deep breath* May justice prevail.

  2. I want him to not show, so they can hold him in contempt. Keep lying Karl, I want you to. The pleasure I will have seeing Karl Rove go to jail will be priceless.

    What would be better is the see Dick Cheney right behind him.

    Someone smack Rush Limbaugh for good measure for me. 🙂

  3. Amen steadycat…
    I’m not pro-torture but the Bush Administration was. So was John Yoo (as per the prev post).

    I hope to live long enough to write some horrifying expose on Rove and Dick Morris. If corruption was a meal, those guys would be fat enough to….. oh shit… nevermind

    buck fush,
    –reverend manny and the twilight empire

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