(BAY CITY, Michigan, USA) A Michigan coroner says 93-year-old Marvin E. Schur died “a slow and painful death” alone in his own home. Bay City Electric Power and Light blames Schur’s neighbors for his death. BCEP&L spokesman and A#1 Prick Robert Belleman is tired of repeating himself (especially to all you poor ass, elderly fucks who don’t pay your bills):
I’ve said this before and some of my colleagues have said this: Neighbors need to keep an eye on neighbors. When they think there’s something wrong, they should contact the appropriate agency or city department.”
Bay City’s cocksucker Mayor Charles cocksucker Brunner laments that the 93-year-old veteran did not pick himself up by the old bootstraps,
It’s just unfortunate that this gentleman didn’t reach out. We would have been there. We would have pointed him in the right direction or put him on some sort of payment plan.”
Neighbors who found Schur said there was ice on the windows inside the home.