Naked Intruder
Perv Gets Balls Handed to Him

Testes. 1, 2, 3.

Testes. 1, 2, 3.

An 88-year old woman had her hands full, when the 46-year-old man (seen above) tried to attack her.

The assailant’s name:  Michael Dick.

The octogenarian was in her bathrobe in her own home in Multnomah County, Oregon.  Dick sneaked in naked through an unlocked sliding door, cornered the little old lady in her living room, and pushed her face down into a chair.

She reached back and proceeded to tear off his nut sac like a paper towel.

Dick squealed like a little girl and ran away.

Deputies happened to be in the area when the 911 call came.

Dick was arrested and charged with burglary, harassment and indecency.

Our victim HERO was not injured, but she wishes to remain anonymous.


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