New Year

♪♪ Mine eyes have seen the failures mounting in 2008:
The Mormons and the Fundies launched a conspiracy of hate;
They have trampled down the rights of gays with Proposition 8:
Our cruelty marches on. ♪♪
♪♪ The perverts and the twisted fucks have fortified their teams,
With dirty hags and Ashley Todd contributing to schemes;
A pisser politician adds to these extremes:
The weirdness rolls along. ♪♪
♪♪ The Pentagon and FDA touted their contempt for youth:
The Chinese Gymasts’ ages seemed to dodge the sporting truth.
And Lori Drew’s conviction showed some prosecuting couth,
Lo, children’s lives are mocked. ♪♪
♪♪ A failed administration tries to rewrite its wretched past;
Corrupted DOJ maneuvers to cover its own ass:
Be swift, Barack Obama, to bring Justice back and fast!
The world it marches on. ♪♪
♪♪ Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Politicians always fool ya…♪♪

♪♪ Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Perhaps there’s hope for 2009 ♪♪

I’ve highlighted the big news stories of 2008 with a parody on the Battle Hymn of the Republic.  Happy New Year!!!


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