CNN’s Campbell Brown is freaking me out. She needs to calm her ass down with the plastic surgery. I saw her ad over at Wonkette and did a double take. She suddenly looks like every shampoo or toothpaste model ever photographed for a billboard. I tried to figure out what was missing from her face. I ventured over to her CNN profile and figured it out. She had her Campbell Browniness removed.
Someone please tell her she looks pretty, because the next step could leave her looking like Donatella Versace.
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