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I’m not feeling Charmin’s dingleberry commercial. Is there really a portion of the audience out there with a chronic klingon problem?  The Charmin ad makers are on notice:

  1. It’s not cute when a kid with a dirty heinie bolts to dodge the inevitable wipe.
  2. It’s infinitely less cute to see a butt riddled with dingleberries even if it’s a cartoon.
  3. The juxtaposition of dingleberries and a cute cartoon bear is nauseating.

Charmin is the worst toilet paper ever when it comes to tissue integrity.  So, it’s a lie ta boot.

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15 thoughts on “Charmin’s Dingleberry Ad is Crap

  1. Shit Bears? 😀 No relation to Care Bears, I’ll guess.

    It’s frickin’ hideous. I don’t watch much TV; so, I’ve been spared the revulsion…that is until I fixated on the Olympics. Now this and Title Max. The Title Max one makes me want to kill something. Everybody all happy to hock their cars. A couple gets to be seen in the hospital because they hocked their car. Bastards.

    Thanks for the link to SJ. She writes like a comedian!

  2. Wow, I think those are some pretty strong feelings toward a little commercial that’s less than a minute long. Let’s maybe get passionate about world hunger……………………
    Something that matters.

  3. Your comment obviously comes from a place where you haven’t caught a glimpse of yourself in a mirror during intercourse and spied a lonely dingleberry. If this had happened to you, dingle-free toilet paper might be more important.

  4. That’s very funny. Please, God, let livestock and the charmin commercial be my only knowledge of dingleberries!

  5. Wonder if the members of the Chicago Bears or Chicago Cubs football and baseball teams concur with the animated bears assessment of what’s soft and good for the fannie? Do they play better on the field if Charmin is in their respective locker-room stalls, or does Charmin only work wonders when the bears/cubs do it in the woods?

    Hi Melissa,

    Just being silly…hope your week is unwinding as you would like. Have a wonderful evening.

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