Karl Rove is the most sophisticated political analyst I’ve ever met.”
“He’s scary smart.” –Chris Wallace, Fox News
Fox News’ Chris Wallace is vying for second in the Rich and Famous Failed Son Contest behind George W. Bush. Listen to him speak worshipfully of Karl Rove during an interview with TV Barn. The besotted Wallace speaks of Rove’s partisanship and superb analysis as if the conditions can exist at once. Idealogues cannot make analyses. It’s like letting Warren Jeffs discourse on protecting children from sex offenders. It’s an affront to the senses.
And how do illegitimate black baby rumors and Ann Richards lesbian rumors all mingle in Wallace’s mind with the notion of sophistication? (And I know Wallace doesn’t mean the root: sophistry.) Wallace is scary idiotic.