It would have been funnier if Jackson had said, “nut sac off” rather than “nuts off,” just to put the finest point on comedy. Fox News amazingly sat on this for THREE DAYS. Wow, the producers must have been chomping at the bit until the bit was no more. However, no vainglory tv anchor wants “cut his nuts off” rolling off his tongue. Executive producers cringe at the idea of something like “cut his nuts off” appearing in the closed caption for the hearing impaired. I view this as a friendly God smack for Obama since he kissed off the Rule of Law and kissed on telecom booties today officially. (How was that for you, Barack? Yuck.)
And ah, Jesse Jackson. Was it your own marital indescretions and the fact your child conceived with a woman who is, ahem, not wife that drove you to this particular nuttiness? Because your child is growing up in a home without her father in it. I guess Barack’s call for responsible parenting would chap your behind. And your son sounds like he thinks you were pretty dickish, too.
Here’s Lou Reed serenading Jesse for another verbal apoplectic episode not so long ago: