Ray Speaks from Both Sides of His Mouth

In the name of science, I shouldn’t have unfriended this Ray Fuckstick.  I should have kept gawking.

But look how Ray gets his hate and his Jesus on in the same breath!!! Fucker.

Who did Jesus depict as the Angel of Awesome in the story about the guy who got his ass royally kicked and was left for dead?  Oh, yeah…a SAMARITAN.    Historically, Samaritans and Jewish people loathe one another.

But wise Super Jew Jesus used the example of virtue in an enemy to teach.

And what did Ray Shit-fer-Brains learn from the story?

Not a gat-damn thang.  

And another thing. The idiotic fb status I saw the other day:  “Don’t be PC and say Happy Holidays.  Say ‘Merry Christmas’, cuz Jesus is the Reason for the Season.  And post this as your fb status to prove that you really love Jesus.”

OMG, SHUT UP FOREVER AND DIE.

PC as presently implemented in language wasn’t invented until the 1990s.  Happy Holidays has been around since I was tiny.  And stop wearing your religion like a cheap suit.  Jesus said pray in your closets, asswipes, and not screaming like a banshee in public like a hypocrite.  Gah.

See the 3/4 of a million people that “like” Ray’s link?  Fuck all them, too.  And fuck Lowe’s for being a bunch of pussies.

Lowe’s blows.

The NYPD executed their famous “We’re a buncha pussies” tactical mojo on sleeping protesters in Zuccoti Park last night under the direction of Mayor Bloomberg.

You can see here how totally defiled the park was with herpes and poop once police evicted protesters and their belongings.

On behalf of protesters, the National Lawyers Guild got a little free speech and right to assemble love in the form of a court order first thing Tuesday morning.

Bloomberg is appealing the order before someone steals his billions.

Police went all Fahrenheit 451 (sans flames) destroying more than 5,000 books belonging to the Occupy Wall Street movement.

Freedumbz isn’t free, folks.

Update: Returning protesters offer flowers to NYPD. 

Yaayy, I've published a short story.

Yall!

I freelance for a publisher, and the bosses have been prodding me: use Smashwords.

I’ve been all.  Pfft.  Whatever, I’m working. I will suffer and go the traditional route with my fiction stuff.  

And I have a story waiting for acceptance or rejection right now with Tor online magazine.

6 Month turnaround!  Fuck.

Well, I’ve been slammed with work for like a solid month–freaking 7 days a week.  A whiny slave.

Not princessy.

My lack of free time put me in a state.  ”I’ve got to do something for myself!”  I could paint, write, something, anything.  Then the boss man made a Smashwords prod again.  So I read up on it.  And I already knew publishing is in a damn tizzy right now.

I learned digital publishing is 30% of the market now.

Damn!  Double dog damn!  I wanna piece of that!  Even point oh, oh, whatever would kill!

So, I’ve submitted Naked Girls in the White Rabbit.  This baby was short-listed with the super awesome Apex Magazine then rejected.

Grrr. I’m competing with the whole damn planet!

I’m partly telling you all this to shamelessly promote the ever living fuck out of me. Think of me as the hillbilly debutante of writers.  But YALL are all bitchin’ writers and communicators, and maybe you’d like your point oh, oh whatever piece.

Since I love yall, you totally don’t have to pay if’n you wanna check out…and review??…my story.

The coupon code at checkout is: MY79E. The story downloads for Apple iPad/iBooks, Nook, Sony Reader, Kindle, or just regular ol’ online reading.  In a couple of weeks, Smashwords will ship my story for availability at Barnes and Noble, Apple, Amazon, and some others I don’t have memorized.  So cool.

Hugs, cookies, hearts, bubbles, kittens, and sunshine to those (0whole1) who wrote (blue collar momma) rockin’ (Royal Everhard–bwah-hahahaha, two chicks named Amanda & Gretta) reviews (the bosses) for me.

My friend Richard Newton was on the local NPR station showing Alabama’s human side.  No bile. No vitriol.   Just unbridled awesome.

Here’s a link to his commentary which played today.

http://wbhm.org/News/2011/HB56commentary.html

(Intro)

Birmingham – One of the consequences of Alabama’s new “toughest in the nation” immigration law is a flight from the workplace. Immigrants (both undocumented and documented-but-scared) are leaving farms, processing plants, and construction sites. And leaving employers in a bind.

Last month, the state launched a program to match unemployed Alabamians with suddenly-open jobs. There were few takers. When he launched the program, Governor Robert Bentley bristled at the notion that Alabamians are unwilling to do “hard work”. Birmingham Attorney Richard Newton says he doesn’t doubt that, but the Governor misses a fundamental point.

When Richard isn’t busy saving the world and lawyering and stuff, he’s over at his blog being all cultured and shit.

Go Richard!

To Protect and Serve the rights of the financial industry to destroy America's wealth.

Thank God the Oakland Police were on hand to tear gas this disabled American in a wheelchair.

Oakland Police Accomplish what a War zone couldn't.

“Want a piece of the Oakland Police, Mr. Iraq Peace Veteran?”  How ’bout a can o’ tear gas or a rubber bullet to the forehead?  Police accused protesters of throwing M-80′s, but riot police were actually throwing flash grenades…knowingly at wounded people!

I’m waiting for China to reprimand us on our human rights.

The Chief of Police has been planning “Let’s Play Stormtroopers on Their Asses” for a week with the permission of the cowardly Mayor of Oakland.  She got out of town before the festivities.

You can donate to the critically injured Marine you see in the photo by clicking here.   Write “Scott Olsen” in the entry box titled “Special Projects.”  

Mean does not take a holiday in Alabama.

And it ain’t easy being mean and stupid.

Ha, ha, ha!

These Alabama jackasses have been ruled racists by a federal judge.

And the Judge is black!  That really must piss off the bigotards.

Beason recently sponsored the anti-immigrant law that’s terrorizing all Latinos, legal or not.  And he got in trouble for calling black people, “Aborigines.”

Cuz he’s a pencil dick.

Judge Myron Thompson attributed racism to both of these douchebags in his recent ruling in a stupid electronic Bingo case. (TPM).

Thats Scott Aborigine Beason

♪♫♬ Where have all the Mexicans gone? ♪♫♬

Before Alabama passed its bigoted law, seeing Latinos around my town was as common as seeing whites, blacks, Asians, and Muslims.  I live in one of the most diverse communities in Alabama.  Great schools and shopping attract people to this area.  The traffic is usually a royal clusterfuck because everybody wants to buy shit here.

Last night I stopped for cheap gas near the Riverchase Gonorrhea Galleria mall.  The station is owned and operated by Latinos.

Awesome customer service!  

Besides paying at least a nickel less for fuel, the clerks are picking out my treats and vices before I get to the counter.  They know me.  I asked the clerk, “How’s business?”  …Mostly as idle chat, but also, this gas station is usually jammed packed from open to close because everybody around here wants cheaper gasoline.  It wasn’t too crowded.

He said, “Terrible.  Since that law, everybody’s gone or hiding.  Nobody comes out unless it’s dark.”

Super sadz.

This morning I made my weekly trip to the grocery store.  This is the second week in row that I found a parking spot right up front.  Usually, the parking lot is jam packed to the back.  Inside, the store is a veritable ghost town.  It’s weird.

And I keep thinking about Alabama’s role in the the Trail of Tears and the Indian Removal Act.  And the recent story about the principal in Jemison, Alabama who ordered all the Mexican kids into the gym, and how many of these elementary school children were crying because they thought they were being deported and another setting where a little black boy asked if he was going to be shipped to Africa.

Bigots are gleeful when they’re terrorizing people.

Total fucking success Bentley and Beason.

The bigots tip their hands quickly.  It starts with opening their mouths.  Then degenerates to bullshit storytelling that amounts to how they are single-handedly supporting 100,000 illegal Mexicans with their personal tax dollars.

Is it funny when bigots shoot themselves in the foot?  Because they have.

Commerce is WAY down.  Like regular ol’ Americans, Latinos, undocumented or not, LOVE to buy shit, too….with the hard won cash they earned in construction, landscaping, and field work.  So, they’re not earning or spending.

Cha-ching. NOT!

That great sucking sound is Alabama’s shrinking tax revenue, shrinking economy.  Farming alone is the state’s biggest money maker with $5-7 billion in revenue and $50 billion in economic impact.  The law comes at harvest time.  And a lot of farmers are talking about giving up.  They don’t have the time or patience to train prisoners and the unemployed.  The harvest is now.

But look how much whiter we are thanks to Bentley and Beason and the rest of the bigots in the Alabama legislature who sold this law to the nuts in our state as an economic boom.

It wasn’t enough for Demon Emeritus Dick Cheney to celebrate willful moral failure in his new book with his passionate defense of war crimes.  Naw, he went and insulted the only three people who pretend to like him.

• George Bush-a coward for not pardoning the guy that Cheney got put in prison, Scooter Libby.
• Colin Powell-a pussy
• Condi Rice-a cry baby

I guess life is pretty boring after you steal all the money humanly possible from taxpayers and give it to your contractor friends for a bullshit war of aggression.  How do you top instituting torture as policy, indefinite imprisonment without habeas corpus, and invasion of any American’s privacy by whim and will?

That’s why we have to hear about Skinny Dick sinking his dentures into his so-called friends’ asses.  The fucker is bored.

Why doesn’t Dick Cheney ever visit a dentist?

This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything.

• “There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.”
• “Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit that I have, too.” 
• “If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”
•  ”During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed … The government spent its wad by April 26.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, accusing the Obama administration of premature fiscal ejaculation, May 2009

Now look at the picture again.  How do you feel?

Now this picture of Marcus Bachmann forever answers the mystery: Is he gay?

Pray the Gay to Stay

Newsweek is catchin' hell.

One of these things is not like the other….maybe.

Norway had a person with the soul of a monster living among them.  His hatred fouled his humanity to the extent that he could gather children to him under the guise of protecting them and then murder them.  According to witnesses at camp, some of the children ran to the killer because their innocence could not let them conceive that a protector, a policeman, would be out to destroy them.  For an hour and half these children were hunted and killed, some likely drowned trying to swim away.

Hatred negates the humanity of those who allow themselves to be filled with it.

Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain.

Thank you, Herman Cain for proving that money cannot buy you a big brain.

See. Sharia Law is different from the 10 Commandments, The Torah, the Letter of the Law and the Spirit of the Law because Sharia is Muslimy and attempts to supercede the laws of government, and Christians NEVER EVER EVER try to impose their religious nut stuff on America.  So it’s totally different.  Not discrimination but the exact opposite of bigotry and that’s how a Republican brain works.

Ha!  Boobs!

And haboobs are pissing off Arizona because its evidence of Islamic infiltration of Arizona.

ht Think Progress

Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain.

Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point?

Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a

*shudder*

major news organization????

Making a murder victim’s parents believe their child might still be alive?

Dildoschneider goes on to equate the perpetrating News Corps hacks to companies that were the victims of hacking Citigroup, American Express, and Bank of America.

No shame whatsoever.

Douchey: This happened a long time ago, at a tabloid, IN LONDON, somebody did something really bad, and the company reacted.  They closed that newspaper.  All those people got fired even though 99% of ‘em absolutely had nothing to do with it.

I deserve cookies for transcribing this idiot.

Dildoschneider again equates Citigroup hacked into with News Corp hacking and laments how unfairly Murdoch is bring treated. America should move on…even though News Corp is being investigated by the DoJ for hacking 911 victims’ families.

Because it’s 1984.

And Douchey wants to know why China hacking the Pentagon isn’t a big story.  And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.  Okay, I have to stop.

Transcribing Steve Douchey gives me suicidal ideations.

Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww!

But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.  

God!  Gross!

Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business which involves mentally fucking up gay people.

The ol’ pray-away-the-gay, Dudes-like-boobs, Chicks-like-dicks brainwashing scheme.

Apparently, she has lied and said she and her husband don’t do this “therapy”…

Cult voodoo

…that can make gay people suicidal.

How Whitie Misses the Day of Black Folks Workin' for Free

The Ass Carnival that is American Politics plays on.  (Telegraph)

It’s perfectly humiliating as an American to find this story in international newspapers and no wonder U.S. elections are a spectator sport in other countries.

How much contempt for liberty and equality does a person need to ally himself with this:

“Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African- American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.”  – From The Family Leader’s Marriage Vow Pledge

Who the fuck is The Family Leader?  What kind of cult fuck dickhead comes up with a name like that?

Well, blow me over with a baby fart.

Focus on the Fucktards Family and Family Research Council.

Oh.  Shoulda known. Hate groups.

Piss for Scott and the money is yours.

Welfare recipients are reduced to the status of Lindsey Lohan in Florida.  Without probable cause the state now demands the piss of poor people…

Hmmm, piss poor.   Maybe Scott needs it the way Cheney needs a newborn tears beverage to stay alive.  Scott has that look.

Or maybe it’s the Republican glee that comes with crushing the souls of those too broke to fight back.

If I had to pee in a cup for Rick Scott for money, I’d pee all over the cup, too, in the lid, on the forms and labels.  Maybe I’d pee in my hand, too, and bring it the fucker making money by seizing my pee and searching for drugs without probably cause.

If they can fuck with my dignity, I’d fuck right back.

Michigan already went down this road and lost.

(Source)

Sex Predator Collective Schadenfreude

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic.

The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife.

Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking??

The woman he cheated with is West Palm Beach news anchor Kristyn Caddell who according to the gossip rag bragged to everyone about her conquest.

…and is old enough to be his daughter.

Fuck.  She’s old enough to be my daughter, too.

…in a third world country.  Or West Virginia.

Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes?

Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk.

Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty.

Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if I had been, I don’t think it’s something I’d share with the planet.  Why would she do this?

Well, she accuses him of “stealing” her virginity.  She didn’t give it up, he stole it.  But somehow it’s not date rape.

Wh-wh-what????!!!!

Okay, I have to think like a Palinite…

• It’s excellent revenge to give the world an image of Levi doing a girl in a drunken coma.
• At the same time, completely abolish any responsibility for having sex.

She was so broke up about being done in a booze coma that she got on birth control and properly consented. She says she was on birth control.

She claims while on birth control, she got pregnant anyway.

Source.

Weaselly Republican Thug Prosser Chokes Justice Ann Bradley

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger State needs a guy on the bench with first hand experience in assaulting women.

WTF?????  It’s “badger.”  Not “badger her.”  Swine.

Excuse the misrepresentation in my image…Prosser actually used TWO HANDS to choke his colleague Justice Ann Bradley.  Prosser flipped out on Bradley when she asked him to leave her office.

What’s a war on women without the chick taking a few knocks, eh?  She made him choke her, doncha know?  That’s how women are.

Wisconsin’s Judicial Commission won’t confirm or deny that it is investigating possible misconduct.  The Capitol Police Chief won’t confirm or deny he was informed about the incident, and Bradley and Prosser both say they “have nothing to say.”

This isn’t the first time Prosser has had trouble with the ladies.  During his reelection, he called Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson a “total bitch” who he would “destroy.”

Source.

Way to go, Georgia dipshits.

Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State was hell bent on running off the Mexicans.  It worked.

Yaaayyyy!!!!  Higher prices at the grocery store!  Stupid fucks.

Georgia is 11,000 field workers short because of institutional bigotry.

So. Georgia legislators.  How was it fucking over your farmers?

Sure we hate all the government welfare for farmers, but we hate expensive food more.

Some of the field worker jobs will be going to jobless people on probation.  Which sounds okay, but this is a deal struck while up shit creek.

The agrarians and drug-users team up. Pffft.  Like that’s gonna last.

Source: Atlanta Journal Constitution

Afghanistan was super hard. Let's go home.

So, what are yall up to?

I’m listening to a capital murder trial with a super pissed-off Nancy Grace and waiting for the President’s speech while simultaneously running the front office of Andy’s Motel in Panama City Beach, Florida’s most beautiful coast.

Like the Andy’s Motel fan page on Facebook and I’ll totally give you a dollar.  :-D

Shit. I just remembered that 0whole1 told me something important to do on the page, and I forget what.

Okay.  Nation-building here in America.  It’s about fucking time.  Discuss.

Or. Do what you usually do on a Wednesday night, and I’ll talk to myself.

The way Obama says Taliban bugs.

Booooo, I forgot to hit publish!!!

All I heard is blah, blah, blah and Afghanistan is over.

I’ve been quiet on this front, but life is popping in the real world.  My beautiful daughter Alexa has just learned she’s been accepted to the Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine!!!!!!

Woo, hoooooooo!  Universal health care for WriteChic, bitches!!! :-D

I’m already helping her with financial aid.

Fucking shoot me.  Paperwork for bureaucrats.

She’s attending the LECOM campus near Tampa, Florida so she won’t be too far away.

Alexa graduated last year with a degree in Chemistry with a biochemistry emphasis.  Fuck, she was applying quantum mechanics to carbon atoms her last semester of school.  Her last shadowing experience was with a neurologist.

I brought into existence someone a million times smarter than me.

And more than beauty, brains, and drive is her decency, her ethic, her fire, and passion.  If I had not given birth to this girl, I’d want to know her anyway, be her friend or neighbor.

I don’t know if this is the final great prize in parenting, to see the child step autonomously across the threshold into her own promising future, but it feels fantastic.

It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to reign in the insane bonuses given to the executives and risk-takers who destroyed the economy.

No confidence bitches.

True the bailout was specifically designed to prop up the financial sector first and foremost….supposedly for us, the pissants who lived blissfully apathetic to how damaging an unregulated market would be.

Now we care…except we don’t.

America is too…what?

Stupid? Greedy? Void of short term memory?

to put its year-old new laws into play.   Europe says our new rules have no teeth anyway.

HBO’s Too Big to Fail does well telling the dramatic moment in 2008 when the financial system faced collapse.  The villainy is glossed over though with obscure references to greed and deregulation.  A bigger story would focus on Goldman who sold doomed securities to banks and investors knowing the risk and betting against their own customers’ purchases of Goldman’s shitty financial products.

One of the most impressive aspects of the film is how slime and filth look so clean and shiny.