The Clockwork Orange Vasectomy Bill

Motherfuckingvirginia!!! It was mighty decent of you to strip the transvag-ultrasound-rape-stick-before-the-abortion from your bill. FFV inbred legislators opted for an alternative, the JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT bill: How about some JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT legislation for vasectomies??

Poor Chick Hatin’ Karen Handel Just Wants to Be a Martyr

The pea-brain behind the Susan G. Komen Foundation’s assault on poor women does a spin tour now that she’s fired.  Heifer of hate Karen Handel is now twisting shit in cakewalk venues like Fox News where she accuses Planned Parenthood of being political and not her.  The Nation magazine suggests Handel’s rejection of a severance [...]

Woe unto Scribes, Pharisees, Fucktards

So. Lowe’s bowed cowardly to the demands of bigots. In the name of science, I shouldn’t have unfriended this Ray Fuckstick.  I should have kept gawking. But look how Ray gets his hate and his Jesus on in the same breath!!! Fucker. Who did Jesus depict as the Angel of Awesome in the story about [...]

Officer Rage Clown Occupies Sucking

pennywise it the clown pictures The NYPD executed their famous “We’re a buncha pussies” tactical mojo on sleeping protesters in Zuccoti Park last night under the direction of Mayor Bloomberg. You can see here how totally defiled the park was with herpes and poop once police evicted protesters and their belongings. On behalf of protesters, [...]

Richard Newton: Total Badass, Yet a Super Nice Guy (Alabama Immigration)

I rule. My friend Richard Newton was on the local NPR station showing Alabama’s human side.  No bile. No vitriol.   Just unbridled awesome. Here’s a link to his commentary which played today. http://wbhm.org/News/2011/HB56commentary.html (Intro) Birmingham – One of the consequences of Alabama’s new “toughest in the nation” immigration law is a flight from the workplace. [...]

Precious Moments in Police Brutality

Thank God the Oakland Police were on hand to tear gas this disabled American in a wheelchair. “Want a piece of the Oakland Police, Mr. Iraq Peace Veteran?”  How ’bout a can o’ tear gas or a rubber bullet to the forehead?  Police accused protesters of throwing M-80′s, but riot police were actually throwing flash [...]

Alabama’s Hate Clown Parade

Finally, the local newspaper site is getting some rational commenters.  For days it was heavy on the hate crowd.  I’ve extracted some gems: And it ain’t easy being mean and stupid.

Bigots Declared Legally Bigoted by Awesome Federal Comedy Judge

Former Rep. Benjamin Lewis & State Sen. Scott “Aborigine” Beason are legally bigots Ha, ha, ha! These Alabama jackasses have been ruled racists by a federal judge. And the Judge is black!  That really must piss off the bigotards. Beason recently sponsored the anti-immigrant law that’s terrorizing all Latinos, legal or not.  And he got [...]

Latino Trail of Tears in Alabama

“We as Choctaws rather chose to suffer and be free, than live under the degrading influence of laws, which our voice could not be heard in their formation. ” —Choctaw Chief George W. Harkins to the American People, 1832 Thats Scott Aborigine Beason ♪♫♬ Where have all the Mexicans gone? ♪♫♬ Before Alabama passed its bigoted [...]

No Love from Skinny Dick

Dick Cheney ain’t got no friends, son. It wasn’t enough for Demon Emeritus Dick Cheney to celebrate willful moral failure in his new book with his passionate defense of war crimes.  Naw, he went and insulted the only three people who pretend to like him. George Bush-a coward for not pardoning the guy that Cheney [...]