Jodie Brunstetter’s Race to the Shallow End of the Gene Pool

Because conservative, lazy morons hate to study and are rewarded by fellow morons for sacrificing their IQs to the god of mean-ass, yet slavish, religious retards, civilization proudly brings you: Jodie Brunstetter. Jodie is the wife of North Carolina Senator Peter Brunstetter who wrote an Anti-Gay Marriage amendment… ….because that’s the only way the senator [...]

St. Mary’s Health Center: Expect Death

Brace yourself, Republicans!  It’s time for a poorgasm!!! Anna Brown’s Missouri home was destroyed by a tornado in January 2010.  She relocated, lost her job, couldn’t pay the bills, lost utilities, got her kids taken away, became homeless and then eventually had to reach out for help at St. Mary’s Health Center because she was [...]

Hope for Hearts Helping

The Eric De La Cruz Hope for Hearts Foundation hosted a wine mixer and benefit to aid 24 year old Colby Salerno who is presently waiting for a heart transplant in a Connecticut hospital. “Colby is an amazing young man whose strength, positivity, courage and overall approach to his illness is more than inspiring. I [...]

Love for The Barber of Birmingham

I was happy when I learned The Barber of Birmingham was nominated for an Academy Award.  The life of Civil Rights foot soldier James Armstrong  is worth celebrating.  Besides being a Barbershop owner and a World War II veteran, Armstrong successfully sued the Board of Education of Birmingham for failing to allow him to enroll [...]

The Clockwork Orange Vasectomy Bill

Motherfuckingvirginia!!! It was mighty decent of you to strip the transvag-ultrasound-rape-stick-before-the-abortion from your bill. FFV inbred legislators opted for an alternative, the JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT bill: How about some JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT legislation for vasectomies??

Poor Chick Hatin’ Karen Handel Just Wants to Be a Martyr

The pea-brain behind the Susan G. Komen Foundation’s assault on poor women does a spin tour now that she’s fired.  Heifer of hate Karen Handel is now twisting shit in cakewalk venues like Fox News where she accuses Planned Parenthood of being political and not her.  The Nation magazine suggests Handel’s rejection of a severance [...]

Officer Rage Clown Occupies Sucking

pennywise it the clown pictures The NYPD executed their famous “We’re a buncha pussies” tactical mojo on sleeping protesters in Zuccoti Park last night under the direction of Mayor Bloomberg. You can see here how totally defiled the park was with herpes and poop once police evicted protesters and their belongings. On behalf of protesters, [...]

Richard Newton: Total Badass, Yet a Super Nice Guy (Alabama Immigration)

I rule. My friend Richard Newton was on the local NPR station showing Alabama’s human side.  No bile. No vitriol.   Just unbridled awesome. Here’s a link to his commentary which played today. http://wbhm.org/News/2011/HB56commentary.html (Intro) Birmingham – One of the consequences of Alabama’s new “toughest in the nation” immigration law is a flight from the workplace. [...]

Precious Moments in Police Brutality

Thank God the Oakland Police were on hand to tear gas this disabled American in a wheelchair. “Want a piece of the Oakland Police, Mr. Iraq Peace Veteran?”  How ’bout a can o’ tear gas or a rubber bullet to the forehead?  Police accused protesters of throwing M-80′s, but riot police were actually throwing flash [...]

Alabama’s Hate Clown Parade

Finally, the local newspaper site is getting some rational commenters.  For days it was heavy on the hate crowd.  I’ve extracted some gems: And it ain’t easy being mean and stupid.