Hope for Hearts Helping

The Eric De La Cruz Hope for Hearts Foundation hosted a wine mixer and benefit to aid 24 year old Colby Salerno who is presently waiting for a heart transplant in a Connecticut hospital. “Colby is an amazing young man whose strength, positivity, courage and overall approach to his illness is more than inspiring. I [...]

Poor Chick Hatin’ Karen Handel Just Wants to Be a Martyr

The pea-brain behind the Susan G. Komen Foundation’s assault on poor women does a spin tour now that she’s fired.  Heifer of hate Karen Handel is now twisting shit in cakewalk venues like Fox News where she accuses Planned Parenthood of being political and not her.  The Nation magazine suggests Handel’s rejection of a severance [...]

Richard Newton: Total Badass, Yet a Super Nice Guy (Alabama Immigration)

I rule. My friend Richard Newton was on the local NPR station showing Alabama’s human side.  No bile. No vitriol.   Just unbridled awesome. Here’s a link to his commentary which played today. http://wbhm.org/News/2011/HB56commentary.html (Intro) Birmingham – One of the consequences of Alabama’s new “toughest in the nation” immigration law is a flight from the workplace. [...]

Hey, It’s Not Easy Being a Big Ol’ Beard

One of these things is not like the other….maybe.

Heart to Norway

The people of Norway have my complete respect and admiration.  Terror tests people, and with the smoke still rising and wounds still fresh, the Norwegian cry was, “We will answer violence with more freedom, more democracy.”  That is courage.  That is courage to emulate. Norway had a person with the soul of a monster living [...]

OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain. Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point? Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a major news organization???? Making [...]

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Family Leader Calls Takebacks on the Awesomeness of Slavery

The Ass Carnival that is American Politics plays on.  (Telegraph) It’s perfectly humiliating as an American to find this story in international newspapers and no wonder U.S. elections are a spectator sport in other countries. How much contempt for liberty and equality does a person need to ally himself with this: “Slavery had a disastrous [...]

Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic. The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife. Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking?? The woman he cheated with is [...]

Live Blogging the Eve of the Great Snatch

fun times pictures As you all know it’s the eve of the Rapture. Wingnut Christians are beaming up to the mothership–affectionately referred to as Jesus. You won’t have Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich (wait, I’m being told the Newt stays), the tea party and all of the other nuts to point and laugh at anymore. [...]