America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Everybody Still Hates Scott Walker

me all over pictures Ha ha! A judge has spit all over Wisconsin Governor Lyin’ Scott Walker. The Republicans violated the open meetings law. VOID. Senate vote. VOID. Assembly vote the next day. VOID Governor’s signature. VOID. And my boyfriend, Russ Feingold would whup Walker’s ass in a recall election. Oh, and Wisconsin Republicans say [...]

Portman to Huckabee: Suck my Dick

  Remember when Huckabee’s kid hanged a dog at Boy Scout camp? If only Obama could have grown up in the awesomeness of Arkansas and tortured dogs with other Boy Scouts…then he’d be a real American and not a Muslim. Then there was the time little David Huckabee was arrested for having a loaded gun [...]

On Hubris and Horny: Congressman Christopher Lee

Oh, no, newly-former Representative Christopher Lee (R-NY), your bitch ass is not getting off (no pun intended) that easily. I guess Lee chose a quick exit rather than have all of his Craigslist naughties come forward.  This might be easier on his wife. You know this mother fucker is saying it was his first time [...]

Stewart Honors 9/11 Responders as Republicans Leave Them to Die

Broadcast and cable news are so pathetic, I have to get the story from a comedian. Jon Stewart delivers… Stewart Honors 9/11 Responders as Republicans L…, posted with vodpod Republican Christmas with evil, two-headed baby jesus in the manger of conservative prosperity is so sacred that the GOP in the Senate filibustered extending health care [...]

Low…even for Glenn Beck.

The Anti-Defamation League puts the smackdown on Glenn Beck.  The Jewish civil rights organization condemns the Fox News host for saying Holocaust survivor George Soros sent Jews to death camps as a child. Here’s a Jewish boy helping send the Jews to the death camps…” -Glenn Beck The context of Beck’s quote is consecutive shows [...]

Blue Dog Massacre: The Bright Side

Hello, House of Teatards! Orange you glad a sniveling, drunken, intellectual-lightweight, hyperbowlic ne’er-do-well like John Boehner will preside over the newest parliament of idiots?  Who better! Though my prayer is Batshit Crazy Bachmann fights Boehner for the position…because really?  What could be more entertaining than a moron death match?  And we’ll finally learn whether or [...]

Being a Dickhead: Total Lifestyle Choice

ht ThinkProgress Flaming teabagger of doom and dumb, Ken Buck, tells Meet the Press being gay is a lifestyle choice like alcoholism. Guess Mr. Shit-fer-Brains ain’t read no Pulitizer Prize book called Molecules of the Mind by Jon Franklin. Why would he.  In teabag land, geniuses are retards and retards run amok on the GOP [...]

Don’t Do as I Do, Do as I Say When I Govern…

Myspace Glitter Graphics Credit Meg Whitman for not getting by on her looks!  I whitened her teeth for this picture! Whitman earned her spot as the Republican candidate for governor of California in the Grand Old-fashion way… Money. Cha-ching! The billionaire and former owner of eBay employed a Mexican national as a housekeeper and nanny [...]

Reverend Franklin Graham: 666 Kinds of Stupid

Glitter Graphics Reverend Franklin Graham hits below the Bible belt!  (Like every other heifer of hate) Doing his 666 Kinds of Religious Stupid Tour, Rev. Graham told CNN (the most trusted name in giving any moron with a famous daddy a platform to preach bullshit): I think the president’s problem is that he was born [...]