The Clockwork Orange Vasectomy Bill

Motherfuckingvirginia!!! It was mighty decent of you to strip the transvag-ultrasound-rape-stick-before-the-abortion from your bill. FFV inbred legislators opted for an alternative, the JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT bill: How about some JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT legislation for vasectomies??

Officer Rage Clown Occupies Sucking

pennywise it the clown pictures The NYPD executed their famous “We’re a buncha pussies” tactical mojo on sleeping protesters in Zuccoti Park last night under the direction of Mayor Bloomberg. You can see here how totally defiled the park was with herpes and poop once police evicted protesters and their belongings. On behalf of protesters, [...]

Richard Newton: Total Badass, Yet a Super Nice Guy (Alabama Immigration)

I rule. My friend Richard Newton was on the local NPR station showing Alabama’s human side.  No bile. No vitriol.   Just unbridled awesome. Here’s a link to his commentary which played today. http://wbhm.org/News/2011/HB56commentary.html (Intro) Birmingham – One of the consequences of Alabama’s new “toughest in the nation” immigration law is a flight from the workplace. [...]

Bigots Declared Legally Bigoted by Awesome Federal Comedy Judge

Former Rep. Benjamin Lewis & State Sen. Scott “Aborigine” Beason are legally bigots Ha, ha, ha! These Alabama jackasses have been ruled racists by a federal judge. And the Judge is black!  That really must piss off the bigotards. Beason recently sponsored the anti-immigrant law that’s terrorizing all Latinos, legal or not.  And he got [...]

Latino Trail of Tears in Alabama

“We as Choctaws rather chose to suffer and be free, than live under the degrading influence of laws, which our voice could not be heard in their formation. ” —Choctaw Chief George W. Harkins to the American People, 1832 Thats Scott Aborigine Beason ♪♫♬ Where have all the Mexicans gone? ♪♫♬ Before Alabama passed its bigoted [...]

Everybody Still Hates Scott Walker

me all over pictures Ha ha! A judge has spit all over Wisconsin Governor Lyin’ Scott Walker. The Republicans violated the open meetings law. VOID. Senate vote. VOID. Assembly vote the next day. VOID Governor’s signature. VOID. And my boyfriend, Russ Feingold would whup Walker’s ass in a recall election. Oh, and Wisconsin Republicans say [...]

Watch Out Attackers of One-Armed People, Amputees Got Your Number in Maine

Online Photo Editor Oh sure. The liberals will produce all of these “scientificky” studies saying one-armed people are more likely to cut off their good arm with a switchblade than assault a criminal. But whatever. Until then… The good one-armed people of Maine finally have won the hard-fought battle to carry switchblades. The bill focuses [...]

Look for the Union Fable

Ok.  I’ve seen this ad enough.  Time to applaud Speaker John Boehner for taking a break from the tanning beds for his swanky new chemical peel. He will dodge the fake-and-bake tax!  Go John! He has a little Priebus envy that he didn’t think of stomping the middle class even more by attacking unions, but [...]

Les Misérables of Ohio (or Ohio sends a Mother to Jail for Sending her Children to the Good School)

Players: Jean Valjean as Kelley Williams-Bolar Stolen Bread as An Education in the Copley-Fairlawn City Schools Javert as School Superintendent Brian E. Poe and Summit County Prosecutor Sherri Bevan Walsh and Assistant Prosecutor Teri Burnside (huge, huge cocksuckers) Magistrate-Judge Patricia A. Cosgrove Various Jurors Many players, profound income disparity, in fair Ohio, where we lay [...]

To Men: Shut-up and Put Out

A husband in Germany sought police intervention to protect him from his sex-crazed wife of 18 years. The family man told law enforcement he was forced to sleep on the couch to try to escape her insatiable appetites.  Police report: ….his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding him to perform his marital duties. [...]