Alabama’s Hate Clown Parade

Finally, the local newspaper site is getting some rational commenters.  For days it was heavy on the hate crowd.  I’ve extracted some gems: And it ain’t easy being mean and stupid.

The Photo to Save Michele Bachmann’s Chances

in heaven pictures This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything. “There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.” “Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit [...]

Haboobies and DiaSharia of the Mouth

my girlfriend is a gumiho pictures Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain. Thank you, Herman Cain for proving that money cannot buy you a big brain. See. Sharia Law is different from the 10 Commandments, The Torah, the Letter of the Law and the Spirit of the [...]

OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain. Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point? Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a major news organization???? Making [...]

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Texting the Offspring

Tristan (205) XXX-XXXX – mobile 7/6/11 6:36 PM now Inbox Tristan: Have you written a story on casey anthony yet? 5:09 PM Me: No. I try to stick to funny stuff. She’s a monster.  6:26 PM Tristan: Shes not guilty 6:27 PM Me: Not guilty does not mean innocent, sweetheart. It means the jury thought there wasn’t enough evidence to convict. She was [...]

Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic. The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife. Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking?? The woman he cheated with is [...]

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty. Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if [...]

Live Blogging the Eve of the Great Snatch

fun times pictures As you all know it’s the eve of the Rapture. Wingnut Christians are beaming up to the mothership–affectionately referred to as Jesus. You won’t have Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich (wait, I’m being told the Newt stays), the tea party and all of the other nuts to point and laugh at anymore. [...]

Paul Ryan Loves Old People (at the bottom of cliffs)

Paul Ryan joined in persecuting Newt (who is old!!!!).  Definite pattern.