Woe unto Scribes, Pharisees, Fucktards

So. Lowe’s bowed cowardly to the demands of bigots. In the name of science, I shouldn’t have unfriended this Ray Fuckstick.  I should have kept gawking. But look how Ray gets his hate and his Jesus on in the same breath!!! Fucker. Who did Jesus depict as the Angel of Awesome in the story about [...]

Officer Rage Clown Occupies Sucking

pennywise it the clown pictures The NYPD executed their famous “We’re a buncha pussies” tactical mojo on sleeping protesters in Zuccoti Park last night under the direction of Mayor Bloomberg. You can see here how totally defiled the park was with herpes and poop once police evicted protesters and their belongings. On behalf of protesters, [...]

Alabama’s Hate Clown Parade

Finally, the local newspaper site is getting some rational commenters.  For days it was heavy on the hate crowd.  I’ve extracted some gems: And it ain’t easy being mean and stupid.

Bigots Declared Legally Bigoted by Awesome Federal Comedy Judge

Former Rep. Benjamin Lewis & State Sen. Scott “Aborigine” Beason are legally bigots Ha, ha, ha! These Alabama jackasses have been ruled racists by a federal judge. And the Judge is black!  That really must piss off the bigotards. Beason recently sponsored the anti-immigrant law that’s terrorizing all Latinos, legal or not.  And he got [...]

Latino Trail of Tears in Alabama

“We as Choctaws rather chose to suffer and be free, than live under the degrading influence of laws, which our voice could not be heard in their formation. ” —Choctaw Chief George W. Harkins to the American People, 1832 Thats Scott Aborigine Beason ♪♫♬ Where have all the Mexicans gone? ♪♫♬ Before Alabama passed its bigoted [...]

Haboobies and DiaSharia of the Mouth

my girlfriend is a gumiho pictures Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain. Thank you, Herman Cain for proving that money cannot buy you a big brain. See. Sharia Law is different from the 10 Commandments, The Torah, the Letter of the Law and the Spirit of the [...]

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic. The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife. Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking?? The woman he cheated with is [...]

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty. Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if [...]

Live Blogging the Eve of the Great Snatch

fun times pictures As you all know it’s the eve of the Rapture. Wingnut Christians are beaming up to the mothership–affectionately referred to as Jesus. You won’t have Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich (wait, I’m being told the Newt stays), the tea party and all of the other nuts to point and laugh at anymore. [...]