Heart to Norway

The people of Norway have my complete respect and admiration.  Terror tests people, and with the smoke still rising and wounds still fresh, the Norwegian cry was, “We will answer violence with more freedom, more democracy.”  That is courage.  That is courage to emulate. Norway had a person with the soul of a monster living [...]

OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain. Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point? Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a major news organization???? Making [...]

Texting the Offspring

Tristan (205) XXX-XXXX – mobile 7/6/11 6:36 PM now Inbox Tristan: Have you written a story on casey anthony yet? 5:09 PM Me: No. I try to stick to funny stuff. She’s a monster.  6:26 PM Tristan: Shes not guilty 6:27 PM Me: Not guilty does not mean innocent, sweetheart. It means the jury thought there wasn’t enough evidence to convict. She was [...]

Justice David Jerkoff Shitsack Prosser Chokes Woman Judge

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger State needs a guy on the bench with first hand experience in assaulting women. WTF?????  It’s “badger.”  Not “badger her.”  Swine. Excuse the misrepresentation in my image…Prosser actually used TWO HANDS to choke his colleague [...]

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to reign in the insane bonuses given to the executives and risk-takers who destroyed the economy. No confidence bitches. True the bailout was specifically designed to prop up the financial sector first and foremost….supposedly for us, [...]

Watch Out Attackers of One-Armed People, Amputees Got Your Number in Maine

Online Photo Editor Oh sure. The liberals will produce all of these “scientificky” studies saying one-armed people are more likely to cut off their good arm with a switchblade than assault a criminal. But whatever. Until then… The good one-armed people of Maine finally have won the hard-fought battle to carry switchblades. The bill focuses [...]

This is not how Rep. King likes his pork.

Free Photo Editor Some poor pig is walking around with only three feet because some jerk thinks he’s funny. The Huffington Post apparently thinks this story is of mafia godfather proportions.  The headline reads, “Peter King Gets Severed Pig’s Foot Mailed to Office.”  Severed is sensationalized, isn’t it?  If the foot wasn’t severed, King would [...]

Today in Bullshit

Rape is still sex in the demented minds of old, white conservative politicians….(probably in Senator Mike Lee’s (R-UT) mind, too though he’s a zombie slave to old, white men.) Bill Nye O’Reilly the Science Guy.  Discover Magazine begrudgingly schools an idiot. Bwahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!

Les Misérables of Ohio (or Ohio sends a Mother to Jail for Sending her Children to the Good School)

Players: Jean Valjean as Kelley Williams-Bolar Stolen Bread as An Education in the Copley-Fairlawn City Schools Javert as School Superintendent Brian E. Poe and Summit County Prosecutor Sherri Bevan Walsh and Assistant Prosecutor Teri Burnside (huge, huge cocksuckers) Magistrate-Judge Patricia A. Cosgrove Various Jurors Many players, profound income disparity, in fair Ohio, where we lay [...]

Jared Lee Loughner: Charles Manson Meets Charlie Brown

Helter Mother Fucking Skelter. Jon Stewart offered warm and sobering commentary on the Arizona shootings.  A look at Loughner’s mugshot reminds me how insane it is to try to figure out crazy or think that crazy can be predicted…that’s why it’s called crazy.  It can’t. That’s not an excuse for letting the national discourse resemble [...]