OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain. Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point? Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a major news organization???? Making [...]

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to reign in the insane bonuses given to the executives and risk-takers who destroyed the economy. No confidence bitches. True the bailout was specifically designed to prop up the financial sector first and foremost….supposedly for us, [...]

Assange for Nobel Piece Prize

Glitter Graphics My mom, being more awesome than China, has awarded the Nobel Piece* Prize to Wikileaks tattletale, Julian Assange. Ha, ha.  I said, “tale.” My mom meant “peace,” but I’m taking liberties… ….Not taking liberties literally like the Department of Jerkoffs Justice means to do by meddling with Freedom of the Press because the [...]

Have You Seen Skinny Dick?

It’s a thing to behold, isn’t it? I guess being cut off from fetus smoothies and denied the chance to feed on habeas corpus has taken a toll on the former Vice President Dick Cheney. You have slain something so pure and defenceless to save yourself and you will have but a half life, a [...]

Rep. Cao to BP Exec: You May Die with Honor

During the House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing, Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Florida) invited BP chairman Lamar McKay to resign for the company’s miserable, repeated failures in the Gulf of Mexico.  But Vietnamese-American Rep. Anh “Joseph” Cao (R-Louisiana) who represents Gretna (near New Orleans), tapped his roots in suggesting Stearns next career move: Mr. Stearns asked Mr. [...]

Well, Look Who Crawled Out of BP’s Butthole

Personalized Glitter Graphics Must have been rough on NOAA’s Director Jane Lubchenco finding her way out of BP CEO Tony Hayward’s asshole… Cuz you know that Tony bitch’s tight ass could secure a toothpick with a Big Bud 747 tractor tugging against it. Lubchenco surfaced to tell the public that information on the so-called plumes [...]

After the Shell Game With Perverts

A simple search of the word “Catholic” in Google news exposes the Church’s most profound failure: Germans Lose Confidence in Catholic Church California Abuse Victims Criticize Pope Benedict Consequences of the Catholic Church’s Claim of Statehood Abuse Charge Against Catholic Priest Roils Kenya The Catholic Church is Just Like Oppression in Saudi Arabia Norway’s Catholic [...]

Bybee and Yoo Not Guilty, Just Stupid

Personalized Glitter Graphics OMG, what a coincidence.  The Obama administration wanted to see America look “forward” and not “backward” regarding Bush era torture policies, and lo and behold The Department of Justice finds Judge Jay Bybee and lawyer John Yoo are stupid, but not guilty. And it’s offensive. It’s offensive because there was nothing stupid [...]

Scott Brown: The Naked Perspective

Dirty Boy Scott Brown Well, look who Democrats may lose their 60 senate seat majority to.  Not only does he look great naked, but he likes money.  From the looks of the picture, you’d think the likes of Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard, Bob Allen, and Glenn Murphy, Jr. would be the ones busting [...]

Obama Like Nixon According to Rove

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!  Projecting much???? After an eight year love affair with the Bush White House, the Fox News bed is now cold.  Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday cried a good ten minutes over being a wallflower with analysts, former Bush senior advisor Karl Rove and former Clinton campaign advisor Terry McAuliffe.  The Obama administration won’t [...]