Senator Edward M. Kennedy (February 22, 1932 – August 25, 2009)

The lion of the Senate, Senator Ted Kennedy has succumbed to brain cancer at the age of 77.   In his service to the people of America, he fought tirelessly for those with the least, the poor, the elderly, children, and the sick. He wrote recently on Universal Health Care  in the July 2009 issue [...]

“Pelosi, You got the wrong tone.” –Karl Rove

…It’s the wrong tone.  You do it again.  I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”  –Christopher Walken in Joe Dirt Oh, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has lost her mind according to Fox & Friends.  How dare she be open to prosecuting Bush administration officials.  Just who does this little House wench think she [...]

Huckabee and Coulter Goin’ At It

ht CSPAN Junkie Just in time for 2009, Coulter gets her trap unhinged. And former Arkansas Governor and Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee gets his own platform on Fox News.   He tries to make an “honest” man of Ann Coulter by spending a full segment on the nastiness she heaped on him during the campaign.   [...]

Party of Bigots Just Misunderstood

ht Wonkette I guess Republicans haven’t bottomed out yet.  Tennessee GOP party chairman Chip Saltsman distributed this little gem, made popular by Rush Limbaugh in an oxycontin stupor. Half the party wondered why people can’t take a little joke and demanded everyone get into the spirit of things.  The other (smarter) half declared their righteous [...]

Siegelman Juror Was Looking For Love in All the Wrong Places

Countdown to Siegelman Court Date–Just 3 days until former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman has his appeal heard in the 11th District Court of Appeals.  I’m reviewing Louis Franklin’s response to the Siegelman defense and will highlight his points in less tedious language over the next few days. While Siegelman fought the Bush Justice Department for [...]

Florida Rep Hangs Up On Obama

Doh! Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hangs up on Obama twice! Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen shows her no-nonsense style when it comes to dealing with pranksters.  She hangs up on them!  No President-elect Barack Obama imitators are going to get the time of day from her.  Hmphh. The real Obama called to congratulate the Florida congresswoman, and [...]

Sarah Palin Chatters While Turkeys Slaughtered

ht heathr456 The carnage begins about 3 minutes in!  Alaska Governor Sarah Palin merrily hams up her official pardon of a turkey for Thanksgiving, but in the background Bubba the Butcher is beheading birds and draining blood into a big, fancy tub.  Bubba looks a little sheepish…as if “maybe if I stare really hard at [...]

Republican Fail

The Elephant Graveyard The entire Republican Party hits its highest mark in unfavorability since Gallup starting keeping track.  34% of Americans say the GOP is A-Okay.  That’s got to be Republicans weighing in.  And maybe a few snarky Democrats.  61% of Americans disapprove of the Grand Old Party. Meanwhile, Democrats are enjoying a 55 percent [...]

Daily Show: Does That Get Me Fired

Democrats forgive Senator Droopy Dog Lieberman’s betrayal, and Republicans dodge a bullet with Ted Stevens’ convictions. more about “Daily Show: Does That Get Me Fired“, posted with vodpod

“No. 2″ Calls Obama a “House Negro”

No. 2, synonym for “poop” People that go by the nickname “No. 2″ shouldn’t be calling names.  I know there are an infinite supply of Al Qaeda No.2s…But this one is goatfucker Ayman al-Zawahri who has called President-Elect Barack Obama a “house negro.”  No. 2 is shaking in his pretty skirt that Obama’s gift for [...]