The Clockwork Orange Vasectomy Bill

Motherfuckingvirginia!!! It was mighty decent of you to strip the transvag-ultrasound-rape-stick-before-the-abortion from your bill. FFV inbred legislators opted for an alternative, the JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT bill: How about some JUST-FUCKING-LOOK-AT-IT legislation for vasectomies??

Bigots Declared Legally Bigoted by Awesome Federal Comedy Judge

Former Rep. Benjamin Lewis & State Sen. Scott “Aborigine” Beason are legally bigots Ha, ha, ha! These Alabama jackasses have been ruled racists by a federal judge. And the Judge is black!  That really must piss off the bigotards. Beason recently sponsored the anti-immigrant law that’s terrorizing all Latinos, legal or not.  And he got [...]

No Love from Skinny Dick

Dick Cheney ain’t got no friends, son. It wasn’t enough for Demon Emeritus Dick Cheney to celebrate willful moral failure in his new book with his passionate defense of war crimes.  Naw, he went and insulted the only three people who pretend to like him. George Bush-a coward for not pardoning the guy that Cheney [...]

The Photo to Save Michele Bachmann’s Chances

in heaven pictures This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything. “There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.” “Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit [...]

Hey, It’s Not Easy Being a Big Ol’ Beard

One of these things is not like the other….maybe.

Haboobies and DiaSharia of the Mouth

my girlfriend is a gumiho pictures Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain. Thank you, Herman Cain for proving that money cannot buy you a big brain. See. Sharia Law is different from the 10 Commandments, The Torah, the Letter of the Law and the Spirit of the [...]

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty. Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if [...]

Georgia Fucks Up Farmers by Running Off Mexicans

georgia pictures Way to go, Georgia dipshits. Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State was hell bent on running off the Mexicans.  It worked. Yaaayyyy!!!!  Higher prices at the grocery store!  Stupid fucks. Georgia is 11,000 field workers short because of institutional bigotry. So. Georgia legislators.  How was it [...]

Live Blogging the Eve of the Great Snatch

fun times pictures As you all know it’s the eve of the Rapture. Wingnut Christians are beaming up to the mothership–affectionately referred to as Jesus. You won’t have Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich (wait, I’m being told the Newt stays), the tea party and all of the other nuts to point and laugh at anymore. [...]