Heart to Norway

The people of Norway have my complete respect and admiration.  Terror tests people, and with the smoke still rising and wounds still fresh, the Norwegian cry was, “We will answer violence with more freedom, more democracy.”  That is courage.  That is courage to emulate. Norway had a person with the soul of a monster living [...]

Haboobies and DiaSharia of the Mouth

my girlfriend is a gumiho pictures Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain. Thank you, Herman Cain for proving that money cannot buy you a big brain. See. Sharia Law is different from the 10 Commandments, The Torah, the Letter of the Law and the Spirit of the [...]

OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with a brain. Dildoschneider: The issue really is why (phlegm hack) why are so many people piling on at this point? Um, I don’t know, unprecedented vileness and illegal activity by a major news organization???? Making [...]

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family reunions as old school Match.com.     God!  Gross! Michelle Bachmann finds herself in six types of shit piles this week.  She sounds like a malfunctioning robot dodging questions about her and her husband’s business [...]

Family Leader Calls Takebacks on the Awesomeness of Slavery

The Ass Carnival that is American Politics plays on.  (Telegraph) It’s perfectly humiliating as an American to find this story in international newspapers and no wonder U.S. elections are a spectator sport in other countries. How much contempt for liberty and equality does a person need to ally himself with this: “Slavery had a disastrous [...]

Texting the Offspring

Tristan (205) XXX-XXXX – mobile 7/6/11 6:36 PM now Inbox Tristan: Have you written a story on casey anthony yet? 5:09 PM Me: No. I try to stick to funny stuff. She’s a monster.  6:26 PM Tristan: Shes not guilty 6:27 PM Me: Not guilty does not mean innocent, sweetheart. It means the jury thought there wasn’t enough evidence to convict. She was [...]

How to Pee in a Cup for Florida Governor Rick Scott

Welfare recipients are reduced to the status of Lindsey Lohan in Florida.  Without probable cause the state now demands the piss of poor people… Hmmm, piss poor.   Maybe Scott needs it the way Cheney needs a newborn tears beverage to stay alive.  Scott has that look. Or maybe it’s the Republican glee that comes [...]