Big, Fat Anvil of Irony Falls on Chris Hansen’s Head

Hanson was awesome ambient music  for making this graphic. The dude who airs all weekend on MSNBC luring sicko pervs to their arrest is front page National Enquirer News.  Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife. Rise and Fall by Hidden Camera.  Fuck, Hansen, what were you thinking?? The woman he cheated with is [...]

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in her new memoir that she was so drunk the first time she had sex she doesn’t remember what happened, but Levi Johnston confirmed they’d done the nasty. Ok.  I’ve never been this drunk, but if [...]

Justice David Jerkoff Shitsack Prosser Chokes Woman Judge

Thank God, the conservative Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser was just re-elected for 10 more years.   The Badger State needs a guy on the bench with first hand experience in assaulting women. WTF?????  It’s “badger.”  Not “badger her.”  Swine. Excuse the misrepresentation in my image…Prosser actually used TWO HANDS to choke his colleague [...]

Georgia Fucks Up Farmers by Running Off Mexicans

georgia pictures Way to go, Georgia dipshits. Fruits and vegetables rot in the fields of Georgia because the Peach State was hell bent on running off the Mexicans.  It worked. Yaaayyyy!!!!  Higher prices at the grocery store!  Stupid fucks. Georgia is 11,000 field workers short because of institutional bigotry. So. Georgia legislators.  How was it [...]

Liveblogging Obama’s Speechificating on a Hot Summer Night

So, what are yall up to? I’m listening to a capital murder trial with a super pissed-off Nancy Grace and waiting for the President’s speech while simultaneously running the front office of Andy’s Motel in Panama City Beach, Florida’s most beautiful coast. Like the Andy’s Motel fan page on Facebook and I’ll totally give you a [...]

All Grown Up and Going to Medical School

Yaaaayyyyy, Alexa!!!!  I’ve been quiet on this front, but life is popping in the real world.  My beautiful daughter Alexa has just learned she’s been accepted to the Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine!!!!!! Woo, hoooooooo!  Universal health care for WriteChic, bitches!!! :-D I’m already helping her with financial aid. Fucking shoot me.  Paperwork for bureaucrats. [...]

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to reign in the insane bonuses given to the executives and risk-takers who destroyed the economy. No confidence bitches. True the bailout was specifically designed to prop up the financial sector first and foremost….supposedly for us, [...]