Furthermore Gaddhafi, (Eat Shit and Die) أكل القرف ويموت

Free Iman al-Obeidi To Gaddhafi and loyalists: الذهاب يمارس الجنس مع نفسك The woman imprisoned after accusing 15 soldiers of gang rape is being sued by the suspects: Oh, yeah, they have filed a case,” the spokesman, Musa Ibrahim said. “The boys who she accused of rape are bringing a case because it is a [...]

Breaking News: U.S. Sports Tiniest Penises in North America

Oh, it’s much worse for America.  If it weren’t for Ireland and Romania, we’d have the tiniest penises in the Western world.  But we can always point to the Alabama and Mississippi of penises…India and South Korea.  And China, who’s big now, bitches? Kazakhstan and Saudi Arabia apparently have no penises. I want to know [...]

Veronica De La Cruz on the One Year Anniversary of Health Care Reform

Contessa Brewer interviewed my friend, Veronica De La Cruz, who now works for NBC/MSNBC.  The occasion was the one year anniversary of the Health Care Reform law.  Veronica talked about losing her brother, Eric, before reform was passed: I started tweeting, and Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails was reading my Twitter page and he [...]

Megyn Kelly Attempts Sophistic Death Moves on Jesse Jackson

I know.  Fox News’ Megyn Kelly has the intellectual heft of a pebble, but I still enjoyed Jesse Jackson’s responses to her. I have to paraphrase the interview, because transcribing Kelly might give me thoughts of suicide: Jackson: The people will escalate the protests. Kelly: What do you mean “escalate?”  Can we expect more child-killing [...]

Portman to Huckabee: Suck my Dick

  Remember when Huckabee’s kid hanged a dog at Boy Scout camp? If only Obama could have grown up in the awesomeness of Arkansas and tortured dogs with other Boy Scouts…then he’d be a real American and not a Muslim. Then there was the time little David Huckabee was arrested for having a loaded gun [...]

Tea Party Fucktards Terrorizing Children

h/t Grumpy Lion My first philosophy professor in college made some point about rebels with good intentions becoming the tyrants they fight against once power is wrested away. Well, these tea party jerks are tyrannically precocious. (And I’m not necessarily saying any have good intentions.) They supposedly came together against a man accused once of [...]

Senator Grothman wants to be an Unemployed Slob like the Rest of Wisconsin Hobos

Who’s raising the big stink in Wisconsin?  Just some unemployed poser slobs according to State Senator Glenn Grothman: Well, we’re trying to keep some people out of the building because right now the building is becoming a pig sty. People are staying overnight, the building smells. We used to have nice little groups of fourth [...]

Ohio Steamrolls Middle Class Working People

h/t my buddy Jim Heath reporting for ONN The Ohio legislature effectively screwed over 350,000 state employees today.  Police, firefighters, teachers, and other public employees will eventually feel the sting.  The Republican sponsored effort significantly weakens collective bargaining.  The state senate passed a bill by one vote.  Six Republicans sided with Democrats in voting against [...]