Look for the Union Fable

Ok.  I’ve seen this ad enough.  Time to applaud Speaker John Boehner for taking a break from the tanning beds for his swanky new chemical peel. He will dodge the fake-and-bake tax!  Go John! He has a little Priebus envy that he didn’t think of stomping the middle class even more by attacking unions, but [...]

Yaayyy, Cartoonist Helping to Destroy the Middle Class

I like cartoons a lot, but my God, Henry Payne blows (in more ways than one).   Here’s my spiffy analysis of Payne’s work this week: Sad to note that my mad cartooning skillz using Paint are a thousand times more clever than Payne’s.  His are all white old white bread, milquetoast indicative of his bazillion [...]

Nobody Expects a Jasmine Revolution…except China.

Websites run by Chinese people abroad began calls for a Jasmine Revolution in Beijing and Shanghai. Big Daddy China was watching.  The gatherings finished almost as soon as they started as media and police officers outnumbered those who had gathered. Censors cannot completely block “Jasmine” since the word occurs in a popular folk song.  And [...]

Ahmadine-bipolar Speaks from Many Sides of his Mouth

Will someone shut this tiny man up???? (And tell him he needs another suit. Shit.) President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wants Libya to stop brutalizing demonstrators….even though Iranian security forces were taking steel batons to Iranian citizens and opening fire into crowds of protesters just a few days ago. I seriously want — from all heads of [...]

Black Lawmakers Teabagged by Florida Governor

h/t Think Progress See what happens, Florida, when you elect a crooked mind? I grew up probably in the same situation as you guys [audience of black lawmakers]. I started school in public housing. My dad had a sixth-grade education.” Now don’t think Governor Scott is bigot just because he sounds like your racist great [...]

The Power of the Great Spirit Compels You

Online Photo Editor The Great Spirit bitch-slapped mega Douchebag Bryan Fischer’s anti-Native American post into cyber nothingness. You remember how Fischer detailed that Native Americans liked to fuck a lot and rejected Jesus and therefore deserved genocide and their land stolen. Actually, Fischer removed his post because he says you little, unchristian, monkey American children [...]

Jasmine Revolution: Smells like Freedom which is So Much Better than Teen Spirit

ht Think Progress I made a pretty map of the what-what in the Middle East and North Africa. Here’s what’s up: Tunisia’s Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali ruled his nation for 23 years. He was ousted after 29 days of protests. Hosni Mubarak joins the ranks of the unemployed.  Now Egypt is in transition to Democracy. [...]

Mubarak: Putting the “Dic” in Dictator

Yaaayyyyyyyy for Egypt!!!! Changing the world in 18 days. Hmmm. How do I know about Dick Tarts? My daughter just scandalized me by showing me the shower present she got for a friend.

On Hubris and Horny: Congressman Christopher Lee

Oh, no, newly-former Representative Christopher Lee (R-NY), your bitch ass is not getting off (no pun intended) that easily. I guess Lee chose a quick exit rather than have all of his Craigslist naughties come forward.  This might be easier on his wife. You know this mother fucker is saying it was his first time [...]

Are we bored yet, Egypt? Hell, no!

Gallup says 82% of Americans are sympathetic to demonstrators in Egypt.  66% believe change in Egypt will be good. (Source) Ha, ha.  The people are smarter than the politicans. Egypt’s push toward democracy continues.  Yes, I said “Democracy” without a caveat for religious nutjobs seizing power.  After reading a metric shit ton about Egypt this [...]