The Barbour UnCivil

Build your own Blingee Oh, look. Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour thinks he’s gone from zero to hero: Barbour decided (because he’s so magnanimous) to free two African-American sisters serving life in prison for armed robbery. Holy frickin’ cynicism!  Remember just last week Barbour was getting spanked for recalling the good ol’ days of racism in [...]

Hobo America: Can’t Afford to Kill

Myspace Glitter Graphics When times are tight, you hafta give up the little things. ….like state-sponsored killing. Executions are down 12% in 2010. Yay, the upside of America being a brokeass!   Racially disproportionate executions take a modest holiday! The United States is experiencing a shortage of the lethal injection drug, sodium thiopental, and we’re [...]

Christmas on Happy Street

I live on a mountain.  It’s mine.  I live at the top…like a proper princess.  Do you know I had to walk down the mountain to take this picture for you?  This is love. Across the street from the overachieving neighbors lives the Clown family.  Nice people.  Fine.  Got my photo.  Now I have to [...]

Holiday Lagniappe

Lagniappe is New Orleans talk for bonus or extra.  Hoover, Alabama might get snow!!!! Yay!  There’s not much crap news today! It’s funny to see Sarah Palin revealing herself as so completely stupid again. I plan to do more reading than writing the next few days, but I want to wish everyone hearts, hugs, smiles, [...]

911 Responders Visit Senator Coburn (Dr. Evil)

ht Think Progress Sexiest 911 Hero, John Feal: Mr. Coburn should be ashamed of himself. Because I think before he was a senator he was a doctor and he took an oath to help people that are sick. He’s going against his oath as a doctor. He can vote any way he wants as a [...]

Evil Douchebag Parade on Steroids

Glitter Graphics One-man death panel, Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), (a motherfucking doctor) will block life-saving aid to 9-11 first responders who suffer from exposure to deadly toxins because of rescuing imperiled Americans. (Source) Colburn wants to protect the American companies that outsource jobs from taxes. I hope he shits his pants at the airport when [...]

Yay, No Government Regulations: We love poison water!

The Environmental Working Group releases the first nationwide study evaluating the presence of hexavalent chromium in drinking water around America.   Thirty-one of 35 cities tested have chromium-6 on tap. Hack. Choke! Cough…a carcinogen! Forbes Magazine says my city is among the best for water quality, but Birmingham is listed with Miami which is poisonous. Hack. [...]

Stewart Honors 9/11 Responders as Republicans Leave Them to Die

Broadcast and cable news are so pathetic, I have to get the story from a comedian. Jon Stewart delivers… Stewart Honors 9/11 Responders as Republicans L…, posted with vodpod Republican Christmas with evil, two-headed baby jesus in the manger of conservative prosperity is so sacred that the GOP in the Senate filibustered extending health care [...]

Old Lady Beats Rapist Unconscious

Senior Citizen kicks this loser’s ass. Finally…something goes right in the world. A 71 year old woman is recovering after she beat the living fuck out of the man who tried to rape her. Senior power! The Kansas woman used a frying pan to overcome her attacker, Kevin Scott Funderburk. (Douchebag name) Police responded and [...]

Assange for Nobel Piece Prize

Glitter Graphics My mom, being more awesome than China, has awarded the Nobel Piece* Prize to Wikileaks tattletale, Julian Assange. Ha, ha.  I said, “tale.” My mom meant “peace,” but I’m taking liberties… ….Not taking liberties literally like the Department of Jerkoffs Justice means to do by meddling with Freedom of the Press because the [...]