Wikileaks for People Who Don’t Have Time to Read 250,000+ Documents

Boooooo.  I’m sick. Cough, hack, blehhhh. A lot of the Wikileak stuff left me all…whatever.  Like it’s not common knowledge that Americans have a streak of asshole.  It’s been more fun reading reactions than reading documents.  Liberals are all…Wikileaks, you are in so much trouble; DOJ could be looking into this. Pfft. When did DOJ [...]

Only YOU can Prevent Narcissism

Personalized Glitter Graphics That headline is for you, Sarah Palin.  Cuz it’s all about you.  No really.  It is. Sarah Palin swipes at First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” Campaign. I guess because Bristol Palin “moved” a lot on DWTS and blossomed to full heifer. Sarah Palin is mad that Obama doesn’t get picked on [...]

Skater Girls in Afghanistan and Other Stuff

Skater Girls in Afghanistan, posted with vodpod Skateistan is a project devoted to lifting the lives of children in Afghanistan. The sportsplex and school are co-educational and provide urban youth some creative direction. A lot of these kids lived lives begging on city streets. In other news… Glitter Graphics Yes, anyone can have a slip [...]

Well, Look Who’s All Grown Up and on the Hate Map

Glitter Graphics The Family Research Council must be proud. They now join the KKK, Aryan Nation, Nation of Islam, and League of the South on the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hate Watch Map. That’s right, bitches.  Alabama has spoken!  We are watching the fucking haters! SPLC considers itself as outing a hate group that poses [...]

Rape isn’t Enough, Put a Contract on ‘em, too.

Myspace Glitter Graphics It wasn’t enough for the Reverend John M. Fiala to rape a kid at gunpoint.  After the teenager reported the priest’s crimes to a school official who told law enforcement, Fiala attempted to take a contract out on the boy’s life according to officials in Texas. This fucker is a proper justification [...]

George Bush Misunderremembers the Fetus Story

George Washington agreed to do an interview with longtime friend Larry King to help understand the Fetus in the Jar story detailed in the 43rd President’s new book. I’m sorry, but it’s just weirder that they played Pass the Expired Fetus. No surprise that G.W. got the story wrong. Getting things wrong is a system [...]

Pope is Dope?

Make custom Glitter Graphics Pope Benedict XVI changes the subject from filthy, fucking, child molester clergy to male prostitutes using condoms. Yay, Pope! In Light of the World, the Holy See pontificates (har, har, har, har) that in light of AIDS, condom use among male prostitutes is “a first step in the direction of a [...]

U.S. Pilots Cock Slap Security Measures

Glitter Graphics American pilots are not down with the porn scans and crotch inspections courtesy of TSA.  Unions are negotiating alternatives. U.S. Airline Pilots Association has told members to call in sick if the feel dirty after TSA’s one-sided petting session. Two pilots have sued. Here’s a list of the airport now using porn scans [...]

Have You Seen Skinny Dick?

It’s a thing to behold, isn’t it? I guess being cut off from fetus smoothies and denied the chance to feed on habeas corpus has taken a toll on the former Vice President Dick Cheney. You have slain something so pure and defenceless to save yourself and you will have but a half life, a [...]

Naked X-Ray Scans Leaked to Public (No Shit)

I don’t have time to say much but… U.S. Marshalls have saved your naked pictures and now they’re public! Let the bitching hit overdrive.