Ohio Freaks the Fuck Out!

Mean Jean just in time for Halloween… Representative Mean Jean Schmidt (R-OH) talks killing unborn babies with a student audience that included first graders! The Cincinnati Catholic School principal had to apologize for the “confusion and fear” Schmidt caused.  He also regretted: the awkward position this may put you in, of introducing a difficult issue [...]

Tea Party Nutballs, Ragemongers, and Bigots: That’s the Ticket

Keith Olbermann pieces together the big picture, what Tea Party candidates are offering this country if elected Tuesday.  However much you hate the snail’s pace of economic recovery,  are these the people you want running this country?  KO Part 2.  

Tea Party Thugs

Violence Against Women: 2 Points Nothing like watching a big man stomp a woman’s head and give her a concussion. A prelude to Second Amendment remedies! Moveon (dot) org activist, Lauren Valle spoke briefly to the Associated Press before being taken to the hospital. Valle carried a sign mocking Paul’s ties to corporate special interests. [...]

Brett Favre, Penis, Penis, and Penis

Penis Penis and More Penis Brett Favre and his penis, Little Brett, cockslap the headlines again. The Vikings quarterback cops to leaving voicemails, but denies sexting photos of his piece to sports reporter Jenn Sturger. Mrs. Favre is PISSED!  Here she is trying to bring in money with her new book, The Penis Cure for [...]

Memories with Justice Long Dong Silver

Cuckoo for cocoa cocks, Virginia Thomas was just innocently asking professor Anita Hill for an apology. Virginia was not generating a publicity stunt to promote Supreme Court Justice Clarence “Long Dong Silver” Thomas’ new book! In Virginia’s own words: I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. [...]

Tea Party Unsophisticated, Says Rove

Some hoity-toity European magazine that talks fancy Germany talk inquired with Karl Rove about his people, the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing,  ”Ion’t need no science,”  Tea Party rebels (in the Confederate sense) that are more than a metric shit ton of embarrassment to him: If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement, on the [...]

My Cats are So Stupid.

    Meet Hershey.  She’s the genius of the three.  Just yesterday she sat waiting in the bathtub for someone so she could lead that person to her water bowl which was not on the floor.  I was the one who found her.  I left the bathroom and she bounced out next to me trying [...]

Being a Dickhead: Total Lifestyle Choice

ht ThinkProgress Flaming teabagger of doom and dumb, Ken Buck, tells Meet the Press being gay is a lifestyle choice like alcoholism. Guess Mr. Shit-fer-Brains ain’t read no Pulitizer Prize book called Molecules of the Mind by Jon Franklin. Why would he.  In teabag land, geniuses are retards and retards run amok on the GOP [...]

Burglar’s Ass is Grass

Personalized Glitter Graphics Gregory Liascos had big plans for the $250,000 worth of gold on display in the Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals. He posed as a museum patron overwrought with constipation to explain his long restroom trips.  Secretly, he had been digging a hole in the bathroom wall to the elevator shaft [...]

Toledo Republican Plays Master Race for Funzies

Nazi Dress-Up with Rich Iott h/t Hysterical Raisins What’s a dad to do when Junior is bored and needs bonding time with a responsible adult role model? Why not play mother-fucking dress-up in the garb of genocidal monsters! Yay parenting!  Crack open a can of Adolph Coors Lite and savor that quality time. Republican candidate [...]