Don’t Do as I Do, Do as I Say When I Govern…

Myspace Glitter Graphics Credit Meg Whitman for not getting by on her looks!  I whitened her teeth for this picture! Whitman earned her spot as the Republican candidate for governor of California in the Grand Old-fashion way… Money. Cha-ching! The billionaire and former owner of eBay employed a Mexican national as a housekeeper and nanny [...]

Daddy Ruined My Birthday. :-(

Personalized Glitter Graphics Baby’s turning 3!  Bring your own booze!!! It’s all fun and games until… …Dad beats up Mom’s new boyfriend, and 75 drunken friends and relatives jump in to brawl!! Seven Cincinnati metro police departments were called to break up the melee at a birthday party for a three year old.  As of [...]

Contract of Death on America Reloaded Promises More Death!

Make your own Glitter Graphics Republicans have rolled out a brand-new, never-before-even-ever-thought-of, metric shit ton of ideas for saving the world a.k.a. America. Psych! House Minority leader John’s Boehner of Ohio took to the mike today to announce that he’s never used a tanning bed or tan-in-a-can or fake-and-bake. Freelz. That stuff hasn’t even been invented [...]

No Allowance For You!

Build your own Blingee Look atcha with your princess crown, your cartoon friends, and your fancy panties hanging out like you were never raised to be a lady. You think that sense of style I provide for you is free??? Well, it’s not, ya little ingrate! Little British children think they have it hard walking [...]

Huckabee Getting His Evil On

h/t Grumpy Lion The Huckster hustled out his old law of the Christian-Republican jungle for the Values Voter Summit. Their values?  Sick people are pieces of shit. It sounds so good, and it’s such a warm message to say we’re not gonna deny anyone from a preexisting condition,” Huckabee explained at the Value Voters Summit [...]

Ha, Ha. Rove Had to Give Money to the Nutty Lady!

The inmates now control the asylum!!! The architect of the demise of the Republican party not only has to watch the chickens that have come home to roost, he has to give them money! OMG, too fucking funny! Karl Rove puked a litany of criticisms against Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell who won GOP primary [...]

Uber Racist Pervert: the GOP Candidate for NY Gov!

Whoa, Nelly!!! How low can B-Lo go? Grand Master Wizard of White House watermelon jokes and chairman of The Man Horse Love Association, Carl Paladino secured himself the Republican nomination for New York governor! OMG!  Can fancy-pants Northerners ever make fun of Alabama again?!?  Pshaw! Paladino is a super rich Buffalo businessman  and Tea Party [...]

So. How’s your Infrastructure?

Ka-to-the-motherfucking-boom!!! Maybe you’ve already spent a few moments with the idea of what you and your family and your pets are doing around 6 PM in the evening…the same time a natural gas pipe exploded in a San Francisco residential area. Home Sweet Oh My Fucking God!  50 homes destroyed!  50! with dozens more damaged. [...]

What are the odds Newt Gingrich would bed your wife, your sister, your mom or daughter if he could?

The Cult of Hate-tard nation rolls on!!! Now that Ramadan is over, the fucktarded Hate-tards of the right can let the general focus of despising Muslims simmer on the back burner and hone their poison speech on other targets. That means blackish skin President Obama and Kenyan Africa!  Front and center, bitches! Newt feeds the [...]

30 Mosques in 30 Days Road Trip

I’ve just read up on the “30 Mosques in 30 Days” guys.  These young men are typical of the Muslims and American Muslims I’ve known. Beyond the adventure Aman and Bassam had, what I love is how they find love and hope and realizing dreams is still the American story which is a stark contrast [...]