So White People Will Stop Being Afraid…

h/t Wonkette American Muslims are trying to save fat, white, cowardly wingnuts some money on their Xanex prescriptions by making this commercial. See?  Muslims have moments when they aren’t blowing shit up.  Awesome, right? Hopefully since Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and 87,000ish other self-pitying, scared and badly-dressed white folks went to the Lincoln Memorial to [...]

Huntsville Hero Update

I have routinely checked for updates on the “idiot in the projects” who is wanted for attempted rape and hopefully a slew of other charges in Huntsville, Alabama.  The suspect remains at-large.  But things are looking up for Antoine Dodson and his family since the attack. The Gregory Brothers saw music in Antoine’s outrage and [...]

Strippers Protest Churchy Hypocrite Types at Church

Yay, Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Assembly!!!! Strippers turn the table dance on a congregation of assholes in Ohio! Woo hoo!  Life is good! The exotic dancers were plum tired of churchified bitches protesting outside of their place of employment and harassing the clientele.  So the ladies of the little town of Warsaw, Ohio… [...]

FOX News Funds Terror Mosque

The Daily Show Debates: Is Fox News Evil Or Stu…, posted with vodpod The Republican War on Brains continues… Heifers of Hate…or as you like to be called: “Christians.”  Your showing your ass is paying off in terrorists! Yay, endless fucking war! The KKK version of Muslims (the terrorists) has gotten your message.  They see [...]

Reverend Franklin Graham: 666 Kinds of Stupid

Glitter Graphics Reverend Franklin Graham hits below the Bible belt!  (Like every other heifer of hate) Doing his 666 Kinds of Religious Stupid Tour, Rev. Graham told CNN (the most trusted name in giving any moron with a famous daddy a platform to preach bullshit): I think the president’s problem is that he was born [...]

Fox News: a Terrorist Command Center

The Daily Show: Extremist Makeover – Homeland E…, posted with vodpod Hey, Mosqueteers!!! Jon Stewart plays Fox News with Fox News.  He follows the money in the guilt-by-association game: Here’s Rupert Murdoch.  He owns Fox News.  Now he definitely has ties to Prince Alaweed bin Talal.  Alaweed bin Talal owns the second largest share of [...]

Sarah Defends Dr. Laura’s 1st Amendment Right to say the N-Word a Bazillion Times

Omg!!!!!  Horrors!!!  I have eyes scars after seeing Dr. Laura naked.  Her boobs are googly like Cookie Monster’s eyes!!!!  Blecccchhhhh.  Gag. Choke.  Acchhhhh! Why is everybody so mean and trying to oppress Dr. Laura’s first amendment right to say the N-word on the radio?   Airwaves are licensed in America and by America, dammit!  Where’s [...]

Hey, Bozos! There is no Ground Zero Mosque.

“They came first for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist.Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for me and by [...]

Wells Fargo: Evil Banking since 1852

Build your own Blingee Blood-sucking ticks of economic pain and death (a.k.a. banks) will no longer cover your insufficient funds, you damn jobless, lazy and pernicious American hobos. It’s for your own good!  You can’t afford $40 for a cup of coffee when your ass is broke! Now, your bank should have been all over [...]

Very Important Toledo McNugget Fucktard Update!

Mental for McNuggets, a Toledo woman is convicted of flipping her shit at a McDonald’s in January 2010. Give me McNuggets, or Give Me Jail Time! You’ll remember this delicate Ohio flower seen above in her princessy mugshot.  Miss Melodi Dushane went apeshit learning the fast food restaurant would not serve her McNuggets before 10:30 [...]