BP Offering Some Money for Small Businesses

If your business is suffering because of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, there is some recourse.  BP will pay some compensation for your losses.   First, you call BP at 1-800-573-8249 for a claim number.  Here is a list of the some of the records you’ll need: Tax Records Profits and Loss [...]

Oil Spill Deja Vu

Watch and weep.

South Carolina: The Get Laid State

Glitter Graphics South Carolina’s Rodell Vereen gets sex. South Carolina’s Governor gets Pan-American sex. Now I read even BLOGGERS in South Carolina get sex!  This is where Republican Tea Party candidate Nikki Haley comes in.  The front-runner in SC’s gubernatorial race is accused of sleeping with the founder of FITSnews, Will Folks (seen above sandwiched between [...]

Les Phillip is One Angry Black Man Who Likes Guns

Les Phillip is a blind native of Trinidad-Tobago.  He immigrated to Alabama where he was free to practice bigotry by hating the first black President of America a lot.  He also wore fancy pants as a sailor in the U.S. Navy, but that doesn’t mean he’s gay, even though his “wife” is named Merle. Les [...]

Top Hat, Junk Shot, and Other Slogans by which to Kill a Body of Water

You know it’s bad when Fox News mourns what’s being done to the environment! BP’s next shot-in-the-dark plan for containing the black death unleashed in the Gulf of Mexico:  Top Kill. Top Kill will attempt to inject “heavy fluids” into BP’s thousands of gallons of oil per day leak, then the company will attempt to [...]

Rand Paul Shrugged

Rachel Maddow sums up the problem with Republican candidate Rand Paul’s rejection of a portion of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Paul told Rachel Maddow he only opposes 1/10th of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.  He believes government cannot discriminate, that would be wrong.  But private businesses should be able to.  So, if [...]

Today in Mother Fuckers: Baltimore and BP

Baltimore: The biggest mother fucker in America today.  BP is a close second. As you watch the video below, keep telling yourself: The woman’s home was paid for.   The woman’s home was paid for by her father.  The City of Baltimore prosecuted a tax lien and took a mortgage-less home because a water bill [...]

Dale Peterson Has a Very Tiny Penis

Don’t let the name PETERson fool ya…dude is hung like a cocktail frank. The horse and gun tell the story. I know all you respectable states are jealous that you don’t get these sorts of election theatrics. Republican candidate Dale Peterson is one pissed off white guy.  That’s why he’s yelling for a solid minute [...]

Slick As Shit News…

Make custom Glitter Graphics Breaking News!!!!! Governor Haley Barbour remains a moron. BP and other oil companie$ are Barbour’$ political bread and butter.  He won’t $ay a word again$t them…even a$ Flipper et al. wa$h up dead on Mi$$i$$ippi $hore$. And BP says their “tube” is now partially containing some of the oil.  But they [...]

Lewis Black: The Nazis Are Everywhere!!!

“Empathy leads you to many bad decisions many times.” –Glenn Beck juxtaposing Hitler’s description of his own “empathy” to Obama’s naming “empathy’ as a virtue of merit In one paragraph, Glenn Beck tied one of the most positive words in the English language to Hitler’s genocide.  It’s Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon–except there’s just one [...]