Text Help to Chile

The images coming out of Chile are devastating.  This was a nation supposedly prepared for a big one.  So many buildings not reduced to rubble look snapped in half or just pushed from their foundations.  You can help, and it’s never been easier: Text a donation to Chile through one of several organizations via the [...]

Mom Brings Sword to Spit Fight

Build your own Blingee A mom downed 40 ounces of malt courage before descending on her child’s elementary school with a damn sword, according to Memphis police. Aw, hell no. Thirty-two year old Toni Price allegedly intended to avenge her child who had been in a spitting fight the day before. Have you thought about [...]

Giving Up the F Word for Lent: the progress report

Well, it’s been a Wednesday to Wednesday, and I thought I’d let ya’ll know how giving up the F-word is going.  First of all, I hate it.  I feel like Eric Cartman with a V-chip. I was the little girl who bounced on her pogo stick in front of the neighbor’s house yelling F&@& every [...]

Plushenko Losin’ It

Ahhhh, remember when Evgeni Plushenko brought us this rockin’ piece back in ’78?  It was pre-Mtv and we were all clamoring for Wolfman Jack’s Midnight Special to run 24/7.  It seems like only last Thursday I saw those “Hot Child in the City” moves and threads on Olympic ice…wait it was last Thursday. No offense [...]

Fish and Filet O’Arm for Two

h/t WTOL Ya know.  One minute, you’re an unassuming couple trying to get by.  We’ll call that point A. Next, you’re retards of the week on YouTube.  Point B. How did the nice looking man in the ambulance get from point A to point B? Oh, he just stabbed his wife in the shoulder during [...]

Foreclose This, Bitches!

An Ohio man shows his bank who’s boss. Terry Hoskins’ home had gone into foreclosure. He had never missed a payment and owed around $160,000 on his $350,000 mortgage. The IRS had placed liens against Hoskins business, and the family home was his collateral. The bank decided to repossess. Hoskins offered to pay the remaining [...]

Bybee and Yoo Not Guilty, Just Stupid

Personalized Glitter Graphics OMG, what a coincidence.  The Obama administration wanted to see America look “forward” and not “backward” regarding Bush era torture policies, and lo and behold The Department of Justice finds Judge Jay Bybee and lawyer John Yoo are stupid, but not guilty. And it’s offensive. It’s offensive because there was nothing stupid [...]

I Love Him.

Men’s Figure Skater Evan Lysacek, America’s latest Olympic gold medalist, is gonna be my 7th husband…after I’m done with Russ Feingold and Bono. Bitchin’ performance Johnny Weir!  You were robbed.  New rules favor strength over performance.  The Bronze winner fell.  It’s “figure” skating for @#$% sake!  Falling is not graceful or artistic. Plushenko, super athlete, [...]

This Week in M-Effers

Apologies to the purists for “M-Effers.” I’m giving up the F-word and all its variety for Lent to see if I even have the ability to exercise brain-to-mouth/brain-to-fingers discipline. Slipped once yesterday. Slipped today….two five six nine ten times. (And really there were no other suitable nouns or adjectives!) Maybe I won’t slip tomorrow.  The [...]

Republicans Constipating Government

Rachel Maddow depantses the GOP for hypocrisy.   What conservatives are clearly for is getting nothing done no matter what concessions are offered them. They have taken their ball and gone home, but they are hanging out in nice suits and haircuts for the appearance’s sake. *** Goodbye, Rep. John Murtha.