CNBC Sports Douche Darren Rovell

Eddie Munster grew up and became a sports reporter at CNBC.  Who frickin’ knew? So, athlete extraordinaire Meb Keflezighi is the first American to win the New York marathon since 1982.  And CNBC Sports Reporter Darren Rovell takes a 26 mile dump on the runner’s victory: Given our disappointing results, embracing Keflezighi is understandable.  But [...]

Drunk Dialing 911

“I am them.” No, it’s not some deep philosophical statement antithetical to existentialism. It’s Mary Strey’s response to the 911 dispatcher when asked “Who is the drunk driver?” At least Strey had enough of a conscience to realize the hazard she posed, but hells bells…drunk dialing 911? Wisconsin deputies took her into custody with a [...]

Indonesian Lawmaker Cannot Abide the Camel Toe

Indonesian muff is hereby on notice! Ramli Mansyur, a district regent in West Aceh,  will put forth a regulation this week banning a fashion faux pas: the camel toe. I believe it’s called the “Just say NOT to Twat” bill. Women who fail to cover the horse collar could find their clothing ripped to shreds. [...]

Kids and Health Care Reform

Johns Hopkins School of Medicine learns that children without health insurance are 60% more likely to die from serious illness than insured kids.  The information was gathered for a study that began in 1988 and wrapped up in 2005.  In the 37 states that participated in the research, 117 million children were hospitalized.  Six million [...]