Moose Knuckles Safe for Now!!!!!
Indonesian muff is hereby on notice!
Ramli Mansyur, a district regent in West Aceh, will put forth a regulation this week banning a fashion faux pas: the camel toe.
I believe it’s called the “Just say NOT to Twat” bill.
Women who fail to cover the horse collar could find their clothing ripped to shreds.
…which exposes a lot more than cooter, dudn’t it, Mr. Mansyur?
Mansyur confesses openly that camel toes embarrass him.
No comment on moose knuckles.
Mansyur has kindly ordered 7,000 skirts for women too broke to measure up to his standard of modesty.
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Say no to the toe, peeps! It’s the LAW!!
Better warn Al Packer Ford!
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/toemercial-appeal/
Miss Snatch-for-Days reminds me of a clothed version of one of those ancient Celtic Mother goddesses:
http://www.historicimpressions.com/Sheela1L.jpg
Twat did you say? Those guys look like they’re smuggling plums.
As for camel toe, I give you the real deal:
http://lettershometoyou.wordpress.com/2008/10/25/camel-toe-erect-rock-penis-and-the-valley-of-love/
Ya know, that red stripe up the middle of the team uniforms make their packages look like they were just run over by King Kong Schlong.
(And those phallus rocks ruled. I’d totally live there.
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I’d retire there!
Happily ever after and stuff!
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