Iron Jesus Smooths Out Life Wrinkles

Personalized Glitter Graphics No, it’s not iron crud; it’s Iron Jesus! (cue music) Just in time for the holidays, the Son of God makes an appearance on a Massachusetts woman’s iron.  Mary Jo Coady was putting away laundry when she noticed a scorch mark on the appliance bore a striking resemblance to Christ. “I wouldn’t [...]

Two Alarm Pig Farts

Gas Leak Not What They Thought Emergency responders in southern Australia rushed to a farm after reports of a gas leak. More than a dozen firefighters and two trucks answered the call. Fire Captain Peter Harkins recounts pulling onto the property and seeing a 250 lbs. sow, “…It was very obvious where the gas was [...]

Perino Lyin’ Like It Ain’t No Thang

ht Cookie more about “Perino Lying Like It Ain’t No Thang“, posted with vodpod Lying Sack of Excrement and former Bush Press Secretary says, “We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term.” “First Term Doesn’t Count?  It’s Always Sunny in Dana Perino Land? And no one helps her out [...]

Father of the Year, He Ain’t

  Meet Donald Crawford, the latest Parenting Fail poster boy. Indianapolis Police arrested him November 24, 2009 after he called 911 from a strip club to report his tractor-trailer stolen and his child missing. Huh?  Child at a strip club?  I know, weird. Police say Crawford was actually too drunk to remember where he parked [...]

Still We Live Meanly Like Teabaggers

ht dhough1976 and Think Progress This video is from Congressman Dan Lipinski’s Town Hall Meeting last week.   In it, Midge Hough attempts to tell the story of her daughter-in-law Jennifer. The 24-year-old was 7 and half months pregnant when she became ill. The teabaggers scoff and shout. She went to a hospital.  She had no [...]

SnowWhitey and the Seven Klansmen

ht High Dry Acres Only a Southerner could make the phrase, “Crap lak ‘iss” sound like great American rhetoric.  :-) Real men don’t hide behind bed sheets!” “Take your hoods off!” “Go pump some gas!” “Like a buncha morons!” “None a yall ever attended class at Ole Miss!  Not a one a ya!” “This shit [...]

By Their Fruits and Nutjobs Ye Shall Know Them

ht 0>w/hole>1 Those Jesusy chuckleheads. The religious right uses Psalm 109:8 to send a “prayer” to President Obama. Let his days be few; and let another take his office.” It’s part of a curse that continues, May his children be orphans, and his wife a widow.” And let him lose everything he has, those orphans [...]

Sarah Quits Book Signing, Bails on Fans

ht National Broadcasters Former VP Candidate Sarah Palin left about a third of her Indiana book fans in a bind. Crowds waited more than three hours at Borders in Noblesville to get a wristband for the autograph line, then another three hours to get Palin’s signature.  One thousand wristbands were given out.  With 300 people [...]

Sarah Says, Take Stock In Jews-a-Flockin’

“Everywhere like such as, the Israel, and The West Bank and the Gaza Strip, like such as.” ht Talking Points Memo Ok, Sarah says, “The Jewish settlements should be allowed to be expanded upon.  Because that population of Israel is going to grow (head nods emphatically) more and more Jewish people will be flocking to [...]

911 For Nookie

Illegal Booty Call I guess Joshua Basso is the sort of guy who hangs outside abortion clinics trying to pick up chicks. I mean he knows for a fact they put out. Well, police in Florida had to arrest ol’ Josh because he wouldn’t stop calling 911 for sex.  Yes, it’s true.  You see he [...]