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You’ve heard that another GOP religious freakazoid scores for family values.

It’s like retarded Shakespeare.

Here are players:

Senator John Ensign-Ho banging husband, Conservative Christian, U.S. Senator from Nevada.  Had affair with married staff member while he was separated from his wife.

Darlene Ensign-wife of John Ensign, probably didn’t put out.

Cindy Hampton-Ensign’s underling, married to Doug Hampton, put out and had lots of faith she could turn a buck after bending over for one.  Sends her children to school with John and Darlene’s kids.  Got lots of money as a present, strangely from the Senator’s mom and dad.

Doug Hampton-Cuckold.  Ouch.  Mouth running like diarrhea.  Got lots of money as a present, strangely from the Senator’s mom and dad.  Made his kids call John “uncle.” Gave the Las Vegas Sun Newspaper a copy of a letter John wrote to Cindy.  I quote (with “normal human talk” translation bolded),

I used you for my own pleasure.”  We did it. “Plain and simple it was wrong;”  We got caught. “It was sin.”  Do you think I’m screwed with my base now?  My dad totally has a shitload of money for you for your trouble. Senator John Ensign to Doug’s wife.

Daddy Bigbucks Ensignthe giggliest part of this not-so-divine comedy, forked out almost $100,000 dollars in PERFECTLY LEGAL, NON ETHICS VIOLATING GIFTS (according to the Ensign press release) to Doug, Cindy, and their children because he is so fucking magnanimous.

Oh, and it came with some of those tailored Hallmark cards:

Thanks for letting my boy do your wife.”  –Daddy Bigbucks

“Thanks for letting my boy do your mom.”  –Daddy Bigbucks

You know those kids are sending out invitations to the other 49 senators.

UPDATE:  Religious nutjob senator from Oklahoma HELPED Ensign negotiate a payoff for the Hamptons:

4 thoughts on “Cuckold Husband Throws Senator Whore Dog Under Bus

  1. Just when I thought a member of my political party couldn’t stoop any lower, now comes additional information shedding light on just how warped our sense of values are becoming–Does the longterm well-being of the young children caught up in these affairs matter? Sooo, it’s not a matter of honor anymore, everything just boils down to what money can do to artificially “erase” the injustice?!

    • Don’t know if you know any really wealthy people, Al. But a lot of times, they’re REALLY weird. Think money can take care of and buy anything.

      Good to see you, btw. :-)

  2. Good point, Melissa, and it’s understandable how wealthy people may be ensnared in such a dynamic, where their money rules their behavior instead of a healthy respect for/towards others.

    Good to see you. Hope your week is progressing along as you would like. Thumbs up.

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