Priest Caught in Affair with Grown Woman!

Myspace Glitter Graphics The Catholic Church is in SHOCK after learning one of their clergy is interested in women!  Adult women even. Father Alberto Cutié… OMG, that’s really his name and it’s the understatement of the century!  Maybe Father Brings the Sexy…or Father Bend Me Over.  And to those who know him best (in the [...]

Mormon Jesus Better Than Yours

Personalized Glitter Graphics When President Barack Obama goes to Heaven and turns white, he’s going to be so HAPPY the Mormons took it upon themselves to baptize his mom in the name of their version of Jesus. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!  Can you make funnier stuff up???  Hellz no. Wonkette and AmericaBlog have both posted the bona fide [...]

Riddle Me Torture

Bush toadies held over at the DOJ recommend no prosecutions for attorneys that attempted to make a war crime legal.  The officials believe justifying torture should be met with disciplinary action and come from local bar associations. Jay Bybee, John Yoo, and Steven Bradbury are the lawyers under scrutiny.  Bybee was appointed to a judgeship [...]

The Babies Know Condoleezza

Myspace Glitter Graphics The Washington Post reported a story on Condoleezza Rice talking to 9 and 10 year-olds.  Fourth graders.  They asked her about torture. No, I can’t believe school officials let this woman near young children. She basically told them if President Bush says torture’s okay, then it doesn’t violate the Convention Against Torture. [...]