Nobody Expects a Spanish Inquisition!

Damn.  Olbermann beat me to the headline slug. It was a tough choice between Olbermann and Rachel Maddow’s coverage of Spain’s inquiry into the American facilitation of torture.  Maddow mentions the GOP blocking the nomination of a prosecutor vehemently opposed to torture policies, one who would actually do something about it. A former top US [...]

Greg Gutfeld Takes a Well-Deserved Beating

This video was made as a reaction to Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld attempting to insult the Canadian army.  The editor lets the Gutfeld’s audio be the voiceover for Canadian veterans killed in the line of duty in Afghanistan. If you haven’t heard yet, Gutfeld mocked the notion that Canada has proposed taking a one year [...]

Since When is Chopping Up Someone Funny?

ht Fail Blog Oh, God.  This is horrible. Gallows humor reigns supreme in news rooms, and here’s the proof.  This news anchor lost it when the bug-eyed picture of the perp popped up. (I’m still laughing….tears even!) So, the suspect, Steven Grant, is accused of chopping up is wife. I know.  It’s evil and gross. [...]

Newt Gingrich Reloaded v.2.012

Gingrich Gets Religion Again ♪♪  Oooo, He got a brand new soul and a cross of gold  ♪♪ Newt Gingrich is turning Catholic. For theological purposes that means all those marriages…never happened. And the adultery? Never happened. Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy? The Catholic Jesus is just that nice.  So, what’s this all mean to a hollow [...]

Online Monkey Business

Make custom Glitter Graphics Ok, I know they aren’t monkeys. But these Western Lowland Gorillas have got down with the loving. Hence the title. The happy couple Buu and Damisi used Stud Book dot Com for gorillas… …where the ape ladies find the likes of the hunky Juba or dashing Togo. Zookeepers were concerned about [...]

Dickish Move by U.S. Gov

Bend over, Alabama! Uncle Sam would much rather have a 2¢ condom made in China than a 5¢ condom made in Alabama. Cuz China is so well known for its quality control? The U.S. Agency for International Development has snatched its contract from Alatech located in the little town of Eufaula in Alabama… And it’s [...]

Torture Not Policy Problem, but Legal Problem

ht FireDogLake Rachel, let’s be honest here.  It is just as bad to prevent the investigation and a prosecution of a war crime as its commission because you become part of it….We actually have films of us torturing people…We have Bush officials that have said we have tortured people.  We have interrogators who have said [...]

Jamie Dimon Has No Friends

Myspace Glitter Graphics If someone can’t buy this man a clue, how about buy him a fucking friend? Jamie Dimon, Demon, Duh Man (in my best Jamaican accent), the CEO of JP Morgan Chase & Co has stuck his Berluti all up in his grill again: When I hear the constant vilification of corporate America, [...]

500mg of Wussitrol for Yoo

Build your own Blingee “The hippies and the protesters ruined my life,” cried little wussy torture boy John Yoo. Give me a break.   A penchant for the sadistic in writing legal memos turned scrutiny on John Yoo.  A hankering to undo a world wide consensus on the treatment of prisoners made John Yoo’s name synonymous [...]

Jesus’ Stunt Double

Meet Bob, formerly known as Bob “I have a $35K a year coke habit” Hanus. That’s what his pamphlet says.   Seriously. Bob Hanus (Oh, yeah, pronounce that bad boy “heinous” cuz life is that good!) has taken to the beaches of Florida this Spring 2009 hoping college types will forgo that piece of ass for [...]