Urine for a Surprise!

Wee Bit Revolting And here I felt guilty about conspiring to get a kid to drink pee when I was a wretched wee one. We brats were ahead of our time! Some zealous Hindus believe cow urine is the next latest craze in soft drinks.   The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh corporation, haters of all things Western, [...]

Crushing on Capuano

Meet my new political crush: Speaker Pelosi was kind enough to catch this clip of Rep. Michael Capuano (D-MA) simultaneously tearing 8 CEO’s a new asshole during the House Financial Services Committee hearing on TARP accountability.  Let’s just jump right in: Basically, you come to us today on your bicycles, after buying Girl Scout Cookies [...]

“Eat Me!” Screams Peanut at Congressional Hearing

Check out “We the People” doing our jobs… The Peanut Corporation of America did not do anything about their salmonella-laden product because… IT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY TO ADDRESS PUBLIC HEALTH CONCERNS!!!! Fuckers.  About 600 got sick.  I guess the execs didn’t fret much because the poison peanuts were only being sent to schools and [...]

Caught Between a War Crimes Trial & a Truth Commission

Rachel Maddow invited Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT), the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, to discuss his idea of having a Truth Commission on the alleged crimes of the Bush administration.  She wants to know is it possible that prosecutions would follow if those called refused to testify or lied. Leahy has the pragmatic prosecutor [...]

Dick Cheney Shoots A 78-Year-Old Man in the Face Day

It’s a special 3 year anniversary. Harry M. Whittington (born March 3, 1927) is the American lawyer and real estate investor who received international media attention on February 11, 2006.  He was shot in the face by Vice President Dick Cheney while hunting quail with two women on a ranch in Corpus Christi, Texas. On [...]

Clusterf@#k to the Poorhouse: The Death of Hope

The hope of bipartisanship dies an early death with Barack Obama’s stimulus bill. more about “Clusterf@#k to the Poorhouse: The Dea…“, posted with vodpod

The Incontinent Pentagon?

Leaking Like Rumsfeld’s Old Ass Bladder Sam Stein, the best question askerer ever, notes the coincidental timing of Obama’s order to shut down Guantanamo and a New York Times’ story about a former prisoner who supposedly joined Al Qaeda.  The link may be Bush appointees now entrenched in career jobs at the Pentagon. I’d venture [...]

Critique of Purged Reason

Glitter Graphics The graph cogently illustrates the urgency being discussed and what makes this recession so special.   The number of jobs lost in such a short amount of time is the screaming siren.  The Republicans claim to have found their voice…and it’s a voice of unreason. Rachel Maddow does a postmortem on Obama’s first press [...]

Fuckin’ Pentagon.

Domain Name af.mil ? (Military) IP Address 134.205.143.# (The Pentagon) ISP The Pentagon Location Continent : North America Country : United States (Facts) State : Virginia City : Arlington Lat/Long : 38.8782, -77.1054 (Map) Language unknown Operating System Microsoft WinXP Browser Internet Explorer 7.0 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; [...]

Vitter Finds Moral Equal in Potential Opponent

Just kiddin’, Stormy.  You’re much better than David Vitter! Porn star Stormy Daniels is being petitioned to run against Family Values and solicitor of prostitutes candidate, U.S. Senator David Vitter (R-LA).   A website has taken up the effort to draft the adult entertainer.   Daniels is beginning to take the idea seriously and even plans [...]