Red States Love Some Porn

Those that preach against porn the hardest DO. That’s a statistical trend picked up on by Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School. Yay, Benjamin! I would have guessed this though after reading Tom Robbins’ Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. And who likes to get their nasty on the most to visions of Girth, Wind, and [...]

Jackass for Jesus Resigns

Myspace Glitter Graphics JESUS SAVES….himself a lot of headaches by giving this jackass the divine boot!  (Right, Cookie?) James I-hate-your-mom Dobson told his professionally hating worker bees that he will no longer chair Focus of the Family because it’s time for someone else to ascend the throne of hate. No.  Not Jesus.  As if… Dobson [...]

Clean Coal Air Freshener

From the guys who brought you Raising Arizona: Where I live, about 3000 pounds of mercury is pumped into the air we breathe annually via coal burning plants. Yay, Alabama, we’re #1 in pollution! Here are the lowdown and filthy facts on Clean Coal: While the coal industry has spent millions of dollars advertising clean [...]

♪ Schlep on Down to Dixie ♪

ht The Associated Press Oy! A synagogue in Dothan, Alabama has a stimulus package for you if you happen to be Jewish.  The Temple Emanu-el is offering $50,000 to families who agree to relocate to the small southern town and take an active role in the congregation. Where do I convert? Applicants are screened to [...]

Matt Lauer Calls Out Reporter for Being a Baby and Mental

ht sigmonkeyataol CNBC reporter Rick Santelli is telling people the White House threatened him.  This morning on the Today Show Matt Lauer called him out.  Santelli back peddled. Santelli also had his feelings hurt when WH Press Secretary made a joke about him, and the whole of the D.C. press corps laughed at his douchiness. [...]

Craziest of the Crazies Galvanize Against Obama the Anti-Christ (or Hitler)

The Daily Show’s Jason Jones learns that when a charismatic, intelligent leader captures the public’s imagination, it can only mean one thing. He’s either Hitler or the Antichrist…and bisexual. more about “Craziest of the Crazies Galvanize Aga…“, posted with vodpod

Republican’s Twitterpated Battle Cry

Personalized Glitter Graphics One, Two, Three, Four,  Republicans declare a Twitter war. Remember that guy who put a “Contract on America” and asked his wife for a divorce while she was in a hospital bed with cancer?  Yeah, Newt Gingrich. He’s twittering his little spot (where a heart goes) out…answering the conservative battle cry to [...]

Binyam Mohamed Released From Guantanamo

A Guantanamo prisoner whose account of torture is particularly cruel has been freed and is back in the UK.  Binyam Mohamed’s case sparked controversy in early February 2009 when British foreign secretary David Miliband told his nation’s high court that the US threatened to withhold critical intelligence if evidence supporting Mohamed’s claims was released.  (Miliband [...]

Jesus Laying Off Annoying Disciples

Myspace Glitter Graphics Jesus is handing out pink slips in North Carolina. About 10% of the staff at Billy Graham’s Evangelistic Association are victims of the organization’s budget cuts. A representative blames “relatively flat” contributions and a downturn in book sales. In uncertain times, the message of God’s love is more relevant than ever,” he [...]

Congress Keeps Rove Subpoena Game Going…

The state is a great and noble steed who is tardy in his motions owing to his very size, and requires to be stirred into life.”  Socrates in Plato’s Apology A gadfly’s work is never done, I guess. The short of it is, Rove failed to show for another subpoena.  Now it’s House Judiciary Chairman [...]