The Daily Show Inaugural Edition

Dick Cheney might as well have been rolled out to the Star Wars “Imperial March” with a white cat on his lap. more about “The Daily Show Inaugural Edition“, posted with vodpod

Stay Classy America: The Inaugural Day Edition

Wow, what. a. day.  I so love my country.  Here’s what went down: Former President Bill Clinton is still being a little bitch to Former President Jimmy Carter.  Former President George H.W. Bush wore his very special, piss-off-PETA hat.  And Former First Lady Barbara Bush dressed up like George Washington to entertain the Obama children.  [...]

Final Installment: You Don’t Know Dick

“I guess if we expect a man who’s kept alive by IV drips of panda tears and angel blood to understand cause and effect,we still just don’t know Dick. And probably never will.” more about "Final Installment: You Don’t Know Dick", posted with vodpod

Pre-Inauguration Show

Watch Inauguration Live OMG!  Less than an hour away…Tom Brokaw and Bri-Wi are blasting in from the family room.  They’re narrating the motorcade like it’s a freakin’ Macy’s Day parade. I read over Lincoln’s 2nd Inauguration last night.  Good times.  Fifty thousand people fill the streets of D.C.  A drunken VP takes the oath and [...]

Torture Not Going Away Quietly

Rachel Maddow talks to Jonathan Turley about the sustained pressure on the Obama administration to prosecute the Bush administration for war crimes.  Congress is where principles go to die according to Turley.  Obama, Biden, and Holder have all put forth the idea that care needs to be taken in assessing very bad policies versus actual [...]

God Smites Dick Cheney

The Associated Press reports that vice president Dick Cheney hurt his back while moving boxes. Pfffft.  Whatever.  More likely he sustained the injury while trying to lift his man-size safe. Cheney will attend today’s inauguration in a wheel chair. Other theories…Cheneyborg 5000 is winding down or God smote his mean ass.

“Pelosi, You got the wrong tone.” –Karl Rove

…It’s the wrong tone.  You do it again.  I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”  –Christopher Walken in Joe Dirt Oh, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has lost her mind according to Fox & Friends.  How dare she be open to prosecuting Bush administration officials.  Just who does this little House wench think she [...]

Bush Toady Summons Minions for Farewell Letters

GWBFAREWELL@GMAIL.COM Karl Rove twitters a call for goodbyes to George W. Bush.   The A-#1 Super Toady has 4,000 followers on his Twitter account! So, if you send your message of love and good will today, pop-n-fresh dough boy will pass on your note tomorrow.   With less than 24 hours of Bush’s presidency left, ya better [...]

GITMO Going Out of Business

Saturday Night Live Gitmo Ad more about “GITMO Going Out of Business“, posted with vodpod

Best MLK Day Ever!

I’m bracing for the best Martin Luther King Day ever.  Having the day fall on the eve of the inauguration just amplifies the awesome. Tonight an inaugural concert will be performed at the Lincoln Memorial.  My boyfriend Bono is performing. ::moment of silence:: The Boss, Beyonce, and Shakira are also headlining the event.   Denzel Washington [...]